I'm MIA?? (Hey, Nocturne!)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I was bouncing around the SDMB, when I saw this sig of Nocturne’s:

What does this mean?

–John

2

You’re getting married in the morning.
Ding Dong, the bells are gonna chime.

3

I meant, why am I Missing In Action?

(Bumping this in hope of getting an answer.)

–John

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The husband is always the last to know....
5

John!

I meant to take that little MIA thing off.

You disappeared for awhile, and then showed up again with a new girlfriend.

I’m hurt. sniff

But glad you’re back.

6

Hey, didn’t you already have a boyfriend when we got engaged?

And I didn’t really disappear, I just didn’t post too frequently. The last two weeks especially have been superbusy in real life.

Thanks for clearing that up.

–John