I'm not a racist, but I have some strong opinions on Rabbis

[Rhythmdvl]

Ya think? (Methinks you may have been kinda whooshed there.)
(pauses to throw a blue suede shoo at BG)

[Guinastasia]

@Darth_Panda

I need 5000 dollars to keep my rabbis cool for the summer.

Does the A/C have a Sabbath setting?

[Namkcalb]

Well, I was going to argue that with comparable amounts of education, they could earn a lot more in another calling/profession, but I won’t complain as this board is dangerously low on Rabbi-bashing threads compared to the number of pastor, priest or iman bashing threads.

P.S. I always get a strong urge to capitalise iman, I think I’ll start a “I pit Mrs Bowie” thread.

[Siam_Sam]

Myself, I’ve never figured out why the say “The rabbi died” whenever someone gets pregnant. But dollars to doughnuts says its some sort of borderline anti-Semitic bloodlust!

[Latro]

@Farmer_Jane

Clearly the OP is Nazi, since Jews aren’t a race.

Depends on your definition of ‘race’ but there is something to be said for rabbis, in particular, belonging to a seperate ehrmm… ‘genetic strain’.

If they are cohanim, that is. Their line does indeed seem to go back to the original temple priests. Most other Ashkenasi Jews don’t carry this gene.

[saoirse]

@Latro

If they are cohanim, that is.

Does thta mean they’re exceptionally tall and have red hair?

[Latro]

@saoirse

Does thta mean they’re exceptionally tall and have red hair?

I wouldn’t know if there are any common physical traits, but some can be found inside librairies, it seems.

[Gyrate]

@NDP

It’s pretty much a sure thing that whenever you see or hear that phrase, something racist (or anti-Semitic) is going to follow.

The only exception being “I’m not a racist, but I play one on television”.

[FuriousGeorge]

I don’t always drink beer with rabbis. But when I do, it’s Dos Hymies.

Stay racist my friends,
The Most Interesting Bigot in the the World

[BubbaDog]

@Chimera

Fucking Bugs Bunny. I always knew there was something unsavory about his type.

Bugs was cleared of all wrong doing. But Harvey is a douche.

[Lobohan]

@Ludovic

How is rabby formed?

They need to do way instain nazi who kill thier rabbys. because these rabby cant frigth back?

[gamerunknown]

I’m not racist but

[Gary_Kumquat]

@Gyrate

The only exception being “I’m not a racist, but I play one on television”.

I routinely use the phrase to precede mundane statements.

“I’m not racist, but I could really go a cup of tea just now”
Baffled recipient: “What’s racist about tea?”
“Weren’t you listening. I said I wasn’t a racist.”

[dngnb8]

@Rhythmdvl

Jews get it even worse than everyone else from religion. In addition to all the effects it causes in terms of warping one’s morality, making it easier to believe other forms of bullshit, and making you easily manipulable by politicians, the “Jew Rabbi” is perhaps the ultimately loathsome parasite in the U.S. Jew Temples in poor areas take money that people don’t have and use it to support unbelievably lavish lifestyles of people who inherit the positions from their fathers. What “Jew Rabbis” do to their communities, poverty-wise, is absolutely disgusting, and they are on the whole the most immoral people I’ve ever met, for this and other reasons.

Now, you may respond that these generalizations of the Jewish religious community are a little* harsh*, but

the truth hurts. Try working in sales or retail sometime and dealing with a “Rabbi.” I can forgive the insistence that everyone is “Dr. The Rabbi” whatever–the sort of Pokemon-like accumulation of meaningless degrees from intellectually worthless Bible colleges is hardly unique to any religious group in the world. But the thing is that even though these “rabbis” live high on the hog from what they leech off their communities, they still demand bribes and kickbacks before they will spend Temple money on anything, and of course they wave their tax-exempt status around on everything they purchase even though most of it is going to personal use. The adulation that big-nose ladies have for these scumsuckers lets them get.away with murder. When thoroughly corrupt con artists holding inherited sinecures are the only leadership your community has, and they’re robbing you besides, it’s worth denouncing strongly.

Actually, maybe it’s not just the leadership;

the biggest problem with Jewish Temples is that too many of them tend to excuse white collar criminal members.

Cites:
Condescending Robot
Qin Shi Huangdi

I dont hate, but Im going to post a hate filled rant based on hate.
I love how people think making the qualifying statement “I dont” changes the post

[Cheshire_Human]

@dngnb8

I dont hate, but Im going to post a hate filled rant based on hate.
I love how people think making the qualifying statement “I dont” changes the post

You might want to actually read those cites at the bottom.

[VinylTurnip]

Don’t mind Qin; he’s just at that funny age where the hormones are going haywire. Hour after hour locked in his bedroom with his “Men of the SS” beefcake calendar, chatting on his Princess phone with other Hitlerjugend and practicing writing “Curtis Pieper” and “Mrs. Joachim Pieper” over and over in loopy cursive with heart-dotted i’s.

[dngnb8]

@Cheshire_Human

You might want to actually read those cites at the bottom.

You might want to read his post.

[Great_Antibob]

@dngnb8

You might want to read his post.

Are you actually that much of a stubborn jackass that you TL;DR’d the whole thing and conveniently didn’t notice it’s satirizing other posters?

And so much of a stubborn jackass, you cluelessly ignored another poster trying to do you a favor by giving you a hint?

[Cheshire_Human]

@dngnb8

You might want to read his post.

I did. And I also read those links. If you had, too, you would have found that he was directly quoting them, except replacing black with jew and pastor/reverend/etc. with rabbi. He was pointing out that the replacement demonstrably puts the racism in the originals in stark relief, despite the original posters’ claim that they weren’t racist rants.

In anticipation of your thanks for this explanation, when you suddenly realize that you look like a drooling moron for not having found that out for yourself, You’re welcome. :rolleyes:

@Great_Antibob

And so much of a stubborn jackass, you cluelessly ignored another poster trying to do you a favor by giving you a hint?

Thanks Antibob. I’ll remember you in my will. Too bad I’m poor.

[dngnb8]

@Cheshire_Human

I did. And I also read those links. If you had, too, you would have found that he was directly quoting them, except replacing black with jew and pastor/reverend/etc. with rabbi. He was pointing out that the replacement demonstrably puts the racism in the originals in stark relief, despite the original posters’ claim that they weren’t racist rants.

In anticipation of your thanks for this explanation, when you suddenly realize that you look like a drooling moron for not having found that out for yourself, You’re welcome. :rolleyes:

Im not saying his cites arent correct. Im saying his statement to open is

@Rhythmdvl

I can forgive the insistence that everyone is “Dr. The Rabbi” whatever–the sort of Pokemon-like accumulation of meaningless degrees from intellectually worthless Bible colleges is hardly unique to any religious group in the world.

This has nothing to do with the issue. His hate for religion. In fact, his hate just makes him seethe more when people of Faith screw up. Its magnified to him. Like when a Republican screws up and Demcocrats Pile on. Or when a Yankee screws up and the Red Sox fans pile on.

<Insert rolleyes here>