CANBERRA, Australia (AP) – A woman seduced and had sex with strangers while she slept and later had no recollection of her infidelities due to a sleeping disorder, her Sydney doctor said Thursday. The middle-aged woman had no idea that she was sneaking from her house at night in search of sex with random strangers until her partner awoke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man, Royal Prince Alfred Hospital sleep medicine physician Peter Buchanan told The Sydney Morning Herald. “It is very complex, elaborated motor behavior during sleep,” Buchanan told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio Thursday. “People are often stunned and overwhelmed when they’re told what they’ve been doing,” he added.
Yes, otherwise known as Rapid Hip Movement.
Finally, a valid use for the chastity belt!
Finally, a valid explanation for morning breath!
Finally, a valid reason for sleeping! 
I thought this was called beer.
Finally, a medical excuse should I find myself in need of one.
I wonder if she’s taking visitors at the hospital?
There cums the neighborhood.
Glass of warm milk?
Lullaby?
Good night.
Darn! Too late to serve as a defense for Clinton!
The ultimate definition of sleeping around…
How long this had been going on before she was discovered by her partner?
I mean, were there no complaints from the neighbors?
Oh! Riiiight! :smack: I see!
Dagnabit! My B.S. detector just pegged, and now there’s smoke coming outta the back.
You guys all laugh, but I can tell you that a sleepwalker can do some pretty complex stuff while asleep.
I’ve gotten dressed and tried to escape the house quite often while asleep when I was a kid. I’ve had some apparently very profound conversations while asleep (both times the person I was talking to thought they’d woken me up). And while I’ve never been out whoring, I’ve apparently had sleep-sex with boyfriends. No memory of it the next day.
My then 6 year old son got up one time looking for the bathroom, walked instead to the mechanical closet next door, and peed all over the water heater…
To the best of my knowledge, he’s not yet had sex in his sleep. He’s now 17, so that’s another thing for me to worry about :eek: 
“Honey, what’s this all over the water heater?”
I wouldn’t worry. Try and picture a guy, glassy eyed, in his pyjamas, with bed-head, going up to a woman and mumbling incoherently. Pretty sure he ain’t gettin’ any. Only a woman can get away with that.
“Fzzt, blampy phrrt?”
“Sure baby, let me get my coat.”
I had sleep sex once (that I’m aware of) but I did eventually remember it. My dreams all tend to come back to me while I’m taking my shower, so there I was, washing my hair, when I suddenly had a recollection of a very vivid dream of my husband and I having sex the night before. I thought about the night before, and knew that we had goofed around a little but had both decided we were pretty tired and gone to sleep. But the memory was so vivid that I stuck my head out of the shower and called him into the bathroom. He walked in with a weird smile on his face, and I asked him what he remembered from the night before. The expression on his face was all the answer I needed.
We’re in a cabin at a summer camp, but it’s off-season. Around this time of year, actually. Boys and girls in the same cabin room. We’re all about 17-ish. Synogogue youth group weekend retreat. We’re all being good boys and girls, everybody’s in jammies, sweats and sweatshirts cause it’s cooooooold out. Nobody’s doubling up in beds, and we’re all having fun talking and whatnot.
Next to me in the next bunk is M. I’d heard that she talked in her sleep. It’s at least 1:00am. The room is quieting down, we’re down to some whispered conversations and the snoring of 15-20 teenagers. She suddenly says very quietly, " Lenny?" I’m still awake, and I look at her. Her eyes are closed. ( My name is not Lenny, by the by… ).
She repeats it, more urgently. Eyes still shut, face relaxed. She had fallen asleep in her sleeping bag in her clothing. She then says, " Lenny, touch me here? ". I’m aghast. A few others who are still awake are sitting up. It’s riveting but awful, this girl is most obviously sound asleep.
She then says, in the same low voice, " Lenny should I take my pants off now? ". That was enough for me. I spoke to her up close to her face, and said "M? It’s me, Lenny. I want you to relax and let it go, and go to sleep now ok? "
She mumbled an okay and her arms moved around a bit in her sleeping bag ( I suspect she’d been undoing her jeans ), and she rolled over and was silent.
I got some crap from one or two guys who wanted to see how far it would go, ( which pissed me off royally ) but overall everyone was respectful enough to be glad that it’d been stopped before in her sleep, M did or said something even more embarassing. Lenny was about 8 bunks over, and did not hear it. He found out the next day but was sworn to secrecy.
One of her girlfriends did tell her alone that morning that she had done this. We felt she needed to know about it, since everyone else in the group knew. I never would have believed the tale in the least, had I not witnessed it from its start, and been a participant in talking with her and stopping it from progressing. ( she thanked me when we were alone at some point. She was almost in tears from the embarassment. )
So yes I do completely believe this story. I have no reason to believe that since the age of 17, M never had such an event after the one I intervened in. This could just as well have been her, except that as far as I know she didn’t move overseas.
The human brain’s a funky thing sometimes. She was obviously truly asleep, and yet functioning and responsive to a degree.
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