They all got small boobs. They do have nice you know whats…but I long for the days when strippers were strippers and they all had boob jobs…call me old fashioned, but damnit I pay good money for those lap dances.
LOL Welcome back man!
I suggest switching to inflatable cows. Those things have damn big udders.
inflatable udders is cool and all…but goddamnit all to hell I want my sillycones.
I don’t know man… something about waterballon shapes I don’t like… that and a ring of scar tissue around the areola just doesn’t get it. I’d rather she have A cups.
NOW I KNOW I’m judging women on their boobs! I would NEVER do that in real life situations. But when your just in it for the $10 lap dance… L …please don’t kill me.
I just like those big knockages brushing up against my lips when she is doing her $20 dollar lap dance…yes I said twenty bucks…expensive fucking bar. I did get booted out last weekend by a stripper with big tits, I got lost in the bar and ended up in the females washroom…shit man, I still had my pecker in my hand when she grabbed me from behind…ended up peeing on her leg. Was not a good scene.
Must be “inflation”.
HAR! snort
she tit slapped me a few times against the face and the next thing I knew I was tasting asphalt. Damn redneck strip bars…whaddaya expect way the fuck up north in the middle of nowhere…weird night.
Here’s the cool part…the bar was called The Bar HOME OF UGLY WOMEN… WARM BEER AND BAD FOOD.
No word of a lie.
Sounds like a rough night man, I don’t know how they could treat you that way. Bastards.
sniff I need a hug.
No.
Well, I’m probably not the person you wanted a hug from, but I’m always up to help a person in need.
gives Grimhacker a big hug Hope you feel better, even if I am against getting implants, but they’re strippers and you are paying good money so I think I’ll stay neutral on the issue for once.
Kitty
Grim-
I pack a 36 C-cup, all original equipment, and the ass to match- big enough to balance out my figure, but I still look good in tight jeans.
But I have no plans of getting back into the business.
A hug will cost you ten bucks.
rolls up ten dollar bill and plants it between my teeth
could someone please explain how my thread ended up on the bottom of the page. I leave for a few hours and I SEE THIS SHIT…next you guys will be telling me this stuff don’t interest you…bah. I’m going to bed. Agospfia …Ayesha lets hit they hay…I have had enough rejection for one night.
Nite nite.
For my money, I’ve always believed that a big rack was part of the job description for “exotic dancers,” as the PC term goes. Doesn’t matter if they’re live or Memorex.
It got 275 views last check - what else do you want for an audience?
Your name on this board didn’t used to be “Jebus” did it?
Small boobs can be wonderful. What’s the problem, never got lucky with a skinny girl? Don’t be so fussy and you’ll have more fun, I guarantee it.
…told me that all stippers smell the same, that they seem to have one particular perfume they all wear. Anyone else notice this and what is it? I can never…um, he was never able to place it. yeah
As for the OP, you pays your money and you takes your chances, but I’m mostly in agreement, after all, my ex-fiancee was 5’2" with 34D’s! ‘Course the last coupla’ women I’ve dated have been more in the A-B range, which is still nice, so…but I guess the point here is that when you’re going to a place to see some skin, you’d rather see more than less, right?