::lower lip trembles:: I haven’t been to Oklahoma, either! 
I’ve never been to me.
I hear it’s just OK.
I have, however, been to Paradise
I would like to do my part in celebrating this joyous occasion by getting my gift as soon as possible. However, you appear to have forgotten to include the link to gift registry where we can choose our presents. Thanking you in advance for your prompt rectification of this oversight.
Wit like this and you’re not taken? The injustice, 'cause that’s some funny right there.
Honestly, could you people be any more materialistic? Isn’t the joy of sharing in my non-marriage enough for you?
No sweat, something like 90% of nurses in america are still female, I certainly didn’t take it as having anything to do with orientation. I was curious if there was any particular post or thread recently that had given you that impression, but it sounds like not. I was just curious.
I’m sorry my first post was read as a statement of marriage, I was just doing Python.
Outlierrn,
single, childless, petless, SO-less, not even married to my job (although I like it)
Can’t really say I’m wallowing
There’s no joy if I’m not getting my cookies, m’kay.
Well, have you ever been to Cleveland?
Have you ever been to Denver?
Have you ever buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul?
I’m not getting married! I’m not buying a house and I’m not getting laid! I have a special wallowing pit though. It has room for two…
oh.
OK some other time.
I’ll be in my pit.
I suppose I don’t see statistical probability as any kind of proof one way or another in a specific circumstance like this one. It seems you’re saying “people are more likely to be straight than gay or bisexual, so if someone says they fancy men, that’s proof they are a woman.”
On reflection, I suppose there might also be a difference in US assumptions about “husband/wife” terminology because (IIRC) same-sex marriage/civil partnerships are still illegal in 45 of the 50 states, so Americans are probably less likely to think of a gay person in a committed relationship in those terms.
Cookies I can do. Presents, no.
Now we know why Arnold is not having another child.
Regards,
Shodan
Indiana wants me, but I can’t go back there.
I’m not getting married. I do have an SO but he’s on the other side of this stupidly large country, so I’ll wallow with the best of 'em.
Well, it’s Friday before the long weekend and I’m still not getting married. Still not engaged and still no SO.
Looks like it’s going to be a three-day wallowfest.
Trust me, having two boys fighting over who gets to be Friedrich and who gets to be Kurt when they are pretending to be characters from The Sound of Music can eliminate any desire for more children. 
Surly Chick: look at the plus side! You can go to the movies whenever you want and see whatever movie you want to see! You can hop in your car and drive away for the week-end without having to check with anybody! You can sleep in until noon every day! I miss those days.