No alcohol, no drugs, no food, no hot tub, no naked people, no nothing! I’m just going to sit here and read this book ok? Yep, that’s right, keep moving, nothing to see here. No, really, I’ll be fine.
:: sniff sniff ::
If you’re not having a party, I’m not coming.
awwwwww. Poor demo. Well you know what. Congragulations. I even brougt some medicinal herbs to smoke and help alieviate the boredom.
You’re just saying that so you have an excuse to NOT invite me!
No party?! Oh, great! Now what, exactly, am I supposed to do with this #@*&ing piñata?
Well, that’s a good thing, because I was already booked not going to the newest Elle McPherson-Sela Ward tickle fight and lingerie invitational.
Demo, how about you read that book out loud to all us drunk, drugged-up, naked people in the hot tub?
…and nothing says party like a pinata.
I guess I’ll just drink this beer myself then.
sits crossleged in the middle of the floor and drinks from the tap
Psssst, maybe WE should throw a party in HIS honor!!!
Pinata time!
PARTY AT DEMO’S!!! C’mon, empty house, no adults around to stop us, easy access to the liquor cabinet. I have the music! Chemical brothers or Prodigy? I’m taking requests.
No party? Hmmm.
Can I get drunk anyway?
No party, huh?
:: cracks open bottle of Stoli ::
Then I’ll just sit here and drink.
Paaaaaaartay! D2K, baby! I got the keg of Sierra Nevada, now break out the funnels, 'cause it’s time to get, uh… get…
::crickets::
Hey, Demo, whatcha readin’ there? “A Teen Girl’s Guide to N’Sync”? Oo, glossy pictures! Move over. Who do you think’s cuter, J.C. or Justin?
Everyone knows it J.C. lux. Demo wouldn’t be so stupid to pick Justin
Well, then I’ll just keep this ahem little surprise I was going to give you all to myself.
And I am NOT picking up pinata pieces or mopping up puke and you people better use coasters and take your shoes off and don’t smudge up the entertainment center glass and don’t stink up the john and, and, and… eh, screw it, hand me a beer. 
That’s just great. What the hell am I supposed to do with this cheeseball, now?
Oh, UncleBeer, I ask myself that very same question almost everyday, lately. Then he goes to work. 
Hey! Get the hell away from my piñata you bunch of freaks! You’re going to give yourselves really unfortunate paper cuts and I’m not gonna take responsibility.
Aawww shucks…you guys!!!
OK, ok, so I really did want a party after all.
oldscratch, pass them herbs brotha!
Lux, which one has that really whacked out hair? Or is that the CrackStreet Boys?
Psy, what surprise??? :: pant pant drool ::
Your attention to cleanliness is touching, my dear!
Mmmm, cheeeeese!
Just because Demo says there’s no party, that doesn’t mean we can’t start a party.
OK, who wants the first upside-down margarita?? Come on, Demo sweetie…there you go, I knew you’d join in the fun!
Who’s next??