Well, Demo, that depends on what you mean by whacked-out hair. J.C. definitely has normal hair. Justin’s got kind of a curly brillo-head thing going, and then there’s Chris, who had some pseudo-dreds for a while. The B.S. Boys all have wholesome hair.
Hm. I think I need to start drinkin’.
Just wait 'til I get home from work! Why I oughta…
hmmm lets see Demo and I registered within a day of each other I have 500 and some odd posts and he has 2000. Seems like someone is spending a * bit * too much time here.
Anyway congrats Demo
Keith
No party??? I brought buns…you bastards!!!
I’m gonna go eat these in my car.
Congratulations, Demo.
What kind of buns did you bring, Jimmy?
A clear confession that you’ve been posting from work? 
My plan for slowly gathering evidence compromising each member of the Teeming Millions is slowly taking shape, BWAHAHAHA.
I think I’ll just go track my muddy shows over your carpet, drink all your beer and make a pass at your woman. Did you say something? I thought not. 
< techchick brought beer, green chile, tortillas and real refried beans, chips and fresh salsa >
< she forgot her swim suit though >
psy do you have one I can borrow? I promise I don’t have any cooties.
Yeah Demo, you board slut 
Odieman, please…God…help…me… I must post. I must. Ya know, I’ve gone for a week at a time, sometimes two, without posting anything or thinking about the board but, I swear, when it’s on - It’s on!
Jimmy, I think we have some left over cheese dogs in the fridge. They’re only a few months old…
Arnie, first you make fun of green couches, now this??? I thought you loved me! 
:: sniff ::
Techie, now have I ever denied being a board slut? Mmmmm, green chilies!!!
Yeah, see Demo is known as a “Binge Poster” it’s a sad disease really. The only known cure is something to alleviate the boredom that causes the disease to rear its ugly head.
Anyway, hey all, pass me a margarita!!
Hey Uncle Beer … I got your new sig right here baby!
ROFLMFAO
Brunetter – that WOULD make a great sig line!!!
< snorting now >
enters with backpack full of books
Hey I’m here for the bookclub…
What the hell? I thought this was going to be an evening of enlightenment, education and reading together?
sigh
Well if we really HAVE to party…
Congrats Demo. May you have many more (parties that is).
Sure, Democritus, I love you with a love as hot as a thousand blazing suns. Come on, who’s your daddy?
looks sideways at Arnold and slowly works his way to the other side of the room
Wow. Lux, I…never knew. I have a 15 year old sister, and you totally know more about those boys than I do.
The question then becomes…why?
Oh, and happy non-celebration, Demo. Couldn’t have not happened to a nicer guy!
dpr - did someone say book club???
monster, Techchick - body shots? (please, please, please)
hey, Arnie said he’s inviting mud wrestlers! Great! Hey demo, congrats, nice party you’re NOT having.
Arnie, well, if you really must know, Psy is my daddy. You’re just ma beeotch!
Swiddles, umm, thanks… I think.
Lux, I agree that you need to drink. Come over here and drink with me.
And Demo, you’re a postitute and a chat ho. And we love you for it. smooches
::eyes drunken, perverted Dopers trashing Demo’s place::
UncleBeer, you’re asking this group?! There are some things medical science hasn’t founds ways to correct!
Great non-party, Demo! Here’s some jerky, clam dip, jalepeno poppers and the keg of Guinness is on the way.
I can overlook that green couch, but you don’t have another spider hanging around the can, do you??
Veb