BigJoe: Demo was reading and I happen to know he’s an avid member of the book club in Dopeville. I put two and two together and assumed he was hosting a ‘bookclub’ night instead.
hey … I get the bookclub joke 
Well, I’m sure I can find some use for it, but you might have to help me out there.
Swiddles, I guarantee your sister knows more about this stuff than I do. For instance, I still can’t tell Howie and A.J. from the B.S. Boys apart. 
Okay, I gotta stop typing that stuff out loud. Falc, line 'em up! Quick!
You people really know how to not throw a party!
<spreads out a Twister mat with an elegant flick of a wrist, arches an eyebrow in a challenging manner>
hands Lux several beers Drink these down NOW. It’ll be all right…I promise.
Now Balance…are you suggesting a game of Naked Twister? Hmmmm? 
This is the best non-party I’ve ever not been to.
I can’t remember the last time I was this not wasted.
I think I’m going to not throw up.
Falc, a prostitute? My word!
Veb, a keg of Guiness??? I think I just found a new best friend!!! Oh, and since Pierre died, I haven’t had the heart to keep any more guard arachnids. 
Which reminds me, I recently got a picture of Pierre back, I will post it here when I get home this evening.
Hey, Demo? Since there’s no party going on here, I’d like to invite you to the the party I’ll be having in about 10 posts or so. There will be alcohol, food, hot tubs, and nudity. Also possibly a goat and a fire truck, depending.
Pinata, tickle fights and twister optional. No felching.
NO, Demo. A POSTitute. Ask Surgo. We decided in Raleigh that that’s the proper term. Not post slut.
Now, as for being chat ho…no comment.
Falc, look who’s talkin’!!!
'nuff said.
Sunshine, I’d be honored. Let me know when and where!