I'm officially a Boy Scout

[mrblue92]

My friend insisted I take the test at http://www.sparkmatch.com and guess what… Yep, I’m a Boy Scout (big surprise). “Dependent Good Love Provider.” Well, I guess there’s worse classifications… IIRC, she was the exact opposite; an “Independent Evil Sex Taker.” Yow.

How do you guys rate? (Oh Medea’s Child…)

[Medea_s_Child]

I’m on it…give me a minute.

[Bricker]

Huh. Wonderful stuff to tell a guy who got married four weeks ago today!

I’m “The Senator.”

Needy, lasting, twisted. Like the US Senate, a legislative body that is really just a bunch of bitches, you are a paradox. You need loving, consistent support, but, at the same time, your ambivalent nature fights this need. You desire someone to love you, yet you yourself can be a very difficult person to love.

You form strong relationships, but they often become stressful, and it’s mostly your fault. You tend to seek out partners who give generously of themselves and yet ask nothing in return–and your dubious morals can make this one-way exchange a devastating one. It’s fine to need a partner’s support, just recognize that you need to give a little, too.

The temptation to cheat will grow stronger in the next five years. I’m reminded of a proverb that old chinamen like to say: “Beware what crosses you, for that thing might one day be crossed by you.” Avoid crucifixion at all costs.

You will have one ex-wife, but happily, you will have an epiphany at mid-life and realize that other people are worthy of your time and love. Your romantic spirit will flourish during these golden years, until your penis quits working.

Certainly this terrifies me… because these Internet quizzes are always right.

• Rick

[Medea_s_Child]

I am the Pure Mountain Stream. Hehehe. I’m loving and good and innocent and sweet.
I think I have them snowed but good.

[mrblue92]

Did they say innocent? Other than that, I’d say they didn’t do too badly.

[dublos]

Ouch… that hurts. I’m obviously a cad by the test’s standards.

SYNOPSIS

Calm, cool, collected, erected. You have two interests: (1) sex and (2) leaving women in trembling heaps as you walk calmly for the door.

Ummm… now twitching post orgasmic heaps, ok, trembling??? No fun in that.

While you close it behind you and leave her forever, her wounds may never heal. And this is after just the first date. Luckily, you’re not particularly interested in, or deserving of, a long-term relationship. So at least the damage is limited.

When you do date, you never act needy, and you somehow still manage to get what you want. Lust moves you, and you’re selfish about it.

Am Not!

You seek that special someone who can bring you pleasure while you steamroll them. You probably masturbate a lot. Admit it.

define a lot?

In general, your life is exciting and full of risks. You like challenges, games, and physical relief. And you’re meticulous, efficient, and intelligent, just like that guy in Top Gun, Maverick.

Oh, yea… big risk taker… if I’m not IN a Rut, I make a Rut, 'cause I’m happiest there

OK, so it’s the usual stuff from personality tests that are not created by real scientific methodologies (Yea, like those should really be accepted as the unvarished Straight Dope :p)

[MissBHaven]

“The Porn Star”
Dependent Evil
Sex Provider
SYNOPSIS

                                Dirty, dirty, dirty. Think about it: you're submissive and very sexual,
                                plus you don't let someone else's morals get in the way of *your*
                                pleasure. Therefore, you have to admit you wouldn't mind being
                                someone's sex slave.

                                But even though you're a sexual rebel, you become emotionally
                                attached with relative ease. While this combination can cause your
                                partners a lot of heartache, it can also make for INTENSE
                                relationships with hearts, sheets, and body hair all left in ashes
                                every night. By the time you're fifty, you'll have destroyed mankind.
                                And your memoir will be a best-seller.

                                If you're still young and so far inexperienced, remember, your porn
                                star instincts have plenty of time to surface. Just you watch.