I just looked in the mirror to see why my nose was itching. I thought it might be a booger or something.
GAAH!!!
I have nose hairs that are longer than they have ever been.
To the point of showing.
Not only that, some of them are GREY!
Does anybody know of someone who carries that hair-dye for men, only for nose hairs?
I had one of those, I’m getting old moments a couple weeks ago. I had ordered a bedding set (sheets,comforter,pillow cases,shams etc) and they were due to be delivered. I had two almost simultaneous thoughts that day.
Ah well, guess I should just go ahead and admit I’m rapidly approaching middle age.
It’s called Only For Nose Hairs? Does nobody run with scissors anymore?
I just did. Away with those bastards!
I’m also waiting with them in hand in front of this mirror.
For shirley the ear hairs are coming soon.
Just had my first DRE.
As long as the grey stays above the waist I’m fine with it.
A few years ago I had to start trimming my eyebrows. 
I knew I was over the hill then.
Kids these days. :rolleyes:
Try braiding your nose hairs for a trend-setting personal style that’ll make you the envy of all your less nasally-hirsute friends.
Ear hairs should be kept long enough to contribute to much-desired comb-over effect for that balding pate. Or, for you aging hippies, pull them back into a ponytail for that timeless “anti-establishment statement” effect.
Then get off of my lawn.
That’s what clinched it for me, too. I plucked one the other day that must have been 4 inches long! I looked like some freaky mad scientist (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Trimming the eyebrows? I’ve been trimming and tweezing eyebrows since I was fourteen.
Oh no, it’s when I found the inch long stray dead center between the brows I knew I had passed my peak.
Hair proliferating in one’s ears and nose (particularly if you’re balding) is the Universe’s idea of delivering the message of mortality with humor. The cruelty is not being able to see it unless you’re looking through the bottom of your tri-focals while standing very close to the mirror.
I wish I didn’t have to know these things <sigh>
If your nose hair is grey, this might be boogers growing on the hair, What I do is just get a pair on scissors and snip, snip snip. Small hairs of course, and if your’e careful it works. Ears hairs the same, but it’s hard to get the little SOB’s!
Old fart speaking… 
I have frigging nose hairs and I’m 21. I’m a freak.
You want a nose hair trimmer, not nose hair dye. If you dye it, it will still be there!
Heck I have to trim my ears. It sucks that I could end up with fuzzier ears than my dog.