It’s good to have you with us, CalvinHobbes. Sugar Bombs pie? That sounds interesting… maybe we should transmogrify it into a dinosaur or something. 
Here’s your corset. Tiger striped, of course.
[sings]Calvin and Susie, sitting in a tree, kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee![/sings]
I too, decided that expired guest membership was not enough, and paid in full this morning. It felt odd to write: dope 15$ in the checkbook.
Don’t worry Calvin, I too fear the Pit, people get a might squirrely in there.
waves hi Yup, you’re definitely one of us.
coming in from hallway …Sunspace, I just got the goat corralled, do we really need the cherry-flavoured lube? We’ve already got lime Jello, I… Oh!
enters, pounces upon Calvin with a big kiss Welcome!
You have one cool username.
BRING OUT THE TREBOUCHET!
Yeah. You heard right. Trebouchet.
READY THE CALAMRI!
That is a lot of calamari :eek:
It gets worse when you bring the goat and the calamari together. Trust me on this. <shudder>
Hello CalvinHobbes and hello Theodore Striker! Welcome aboard. Being a relatively new member myself I can honestly say that the initiation is not that bad. I was out of the hospital in a few days and the staff were really quite understanding about the whole thing, even with me unintentionally leaving all that calamari everywhere I went.
Which reminds me: to the more senior members–has this ever been done (safely) with two initiants at the same time? The goat part I guess I can see but the trebuchet… :dubious: :eek:
Hello Theodore Striker! Sorry I didn’t greet you earlier, but I’m a little…
:: sploosh ::
…preoccupied.
As long as you don’t cause another infamous noodle incident, everything will be fine!
Welcome CalvinHobbes!
I’m sure CalvinHobbes and Suzie Derkins know this already, but this seems an appropriate place to remind everyone that The Complete Calvin and Hobbes in a deluxe hardbound edition, like the Complete Far Side, comes out in September. You must buy this, preorder it now, so that publishers will keep producing these. Eventually they’ll get around to Modesty Blaise if enough people keep buying.
Kaitlyn, I am already putting my pennies aside for that one. I’m going to buy two sets; one for me and one for my dad. 