I'm on a French diet...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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the high-fat diet, as expoused by The Fat Fallacy supposedly eaten by the fit and healthy French-folk; dominated by real food (i.e., things not “marketed” by bright & shiny packages), especially rich dairy products. And most importantly, no food restrictions (I’m 21 years old; like I’m going to spend the rest of my life not eating bread. Bread! Bread, you morons!)

Anyway, all this full-fat dairy is making my FARTS STINK! Old-fashioned boiled egg fart-stink that I haven’t smelled since elementary school! Do French people’s farts smell like this all the time? How could they stand an entire Le Petomame act? I know when I eat raw onions, my farts smell like onions for days, and most of the time my farts smelled exactly like my subsequent craps, but these are real fart-smelling farts. I wish I had more friends so I can fart now and laugh when they have to smell it.

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You have a better chance of seeing God.

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Well, what do you eat exactly then, pizzabrat?

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:rolleyes:

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Might I suggest beano?

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It sounds like you have some sort of lactose intolerance going on there. Lots of dairy=smelly, stinky farts. It’s not a pleasant thing. Try taking a lactase pill or two when you eat. (Available at any drug store, Target, Wal-Mart. Lact-Aid is the name brand but the generics are just as good.)

Just be sure you’re exercising a lot. The French people also tend to walk way more than us Americans do.

lost tons of weight on the poor French diet while living in France. Did the same thing in the US and gained. Sigh

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Yeah, I lost a bit of weight when I did the student on the French diet thing there. It was probably because I had to walk everywhere, which meant I was walking a few miles a day, and the portions aren’t very big, at least by American standards.