Speaking of hysterical, I was walking behind a guy who was looking at his phone while he was walking, and he walked right into a post - GONG! Dropped his travel mug and everything. Now, that’s some funny shit.
I may be wrong, but I think it’s a self-pitting.
At first, I was upset when this stopped being an English-language message board, but now I’ve come to realize that I needed to broaden my mind.
Oh, were you trying to read this without your English-Kapowzler Dictionary? Bad idea.
If you don’t have one, take your Pig Latin-Esperanto Dictionary, turn it inside out and read it in the mirror under a black light.
Oh, thanks, I’ll… hey, there’s a hidden image of Hendrix getting sucked off by a penguin in here!
If there’s “Linamint” involved, you do indeed have the Kapowzler Dictionary.
Maybe I’m being a bit obvious here, but I’m pretty sure he’s pitting himself…
See what happens when Venus transitions the Sun? Sheesh
snort what? Oh, sorry dude! I got distracted. Here you go. Don’t bogart!