Fuck you. You’re an idiot. You come home, from the bar, grab a couplea freshies from the fridge and proceed to plop into a chair out on your deck. Oh, you got some good weed. Really? I’m impressed. Whaddaya 16?
Oh yeah, the gnats, they’re fuckin’ bad. I like how you try to smoke your pot when the gnats are flying up inside your glasses. That’s some real funny shit.
Yeah, grab that bottle of Absorbine jr., it repels the fuckers, 'cept its been sitting out on your air-conditioner unit at about 7000 degrees all afternoon. Yup, twist the cap off and spread it about your forehead.
Oh, the applicator-sponge-thing prevented a pressure equalization?
Welcome to Linamint Falls. That frying sound is your eyes.
I think there is an entree at the China Hut, #36- Fragrant Eyebows with Eyeball Rangoon. That’s you.
You shy-up 'round linamints? you piece of shit.
I burning your pot!
So did you get high too? Get high and then mess up with writing something here in your OP that necessitated you going back and editing it?
I was sober and I didn’t understand, so I got high. I still don’t understand, but I now feel better and am amused.
Here, let me help…
“And Shit!”
There, that’s better.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? Okay.
At least he went out and got some weed, unlike you, who mooched it.
Absorbine Jr as bug repellent? Is that a stoner thing? Does it work?
Asks the 40 something that uses “whaddaya” and “and shit”. Just saying…
I had no idea what Absorbine Jr was so googled and got this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR79K7PARHk, live from downtown Springfield no less!
You guys weren’t anywhere near a quarry, by any chance?
If Super Kapowzler wrote a book, I would buy the fuck out of it. Hell, I’d buy five copies and give them to my friends, and then buy five more and give them to people I hate. Thompsonian shit up inz.
I like him.
That’s all.
Shit. From the thread title I naturally assumed I as being pitted, but I was wrong.
I believe that Mr. Kapowzler is complaining about an acquaintance who likes to indulge in various mood- and mild-altering substances and who dislikes the presence of gnats as he does so. To repel said gnats, the acquaintance prefers to use a product that causes his eyes to sting and then complains about the discomfort. Mr. Kapowzler is simply using his Kapowzlerian style to describe the above.
Okay, but in the closing chapter the protagonist applies liniment to his forehead, neglecting the pressure build-up within the bottle, and causing a cascade of liniment over his eyebrows and into his eyes.
This sounds hysterical, not pit-worthy.
HEY … puff, puff, pass!
CMC fnord!
That’s what I got out of it too. But I can’t figure out how this is a pit topic. Okay, the guy got some ointment in his eyes. Where does the part about being a worthless bastard who deserved it come from?
Let’s face it, the guy has been hilarious ever since he started at The Onion, and shit.
Yes, in the Dickensian tradition, where the protagonist stands by to witness society’s impersonal mechanisms. We see this emerge at the pivotal plot-point:
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Oh, the applicator-sponge-thing prevented a pressure equalization?
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Ultimately, we are all helpless pawns of industrialization, and must make do as best we can.
That’s some funny shit.