Sorry you’re down, man. Hope you feel better soon.
<takes a step back, offers hand> I’ll shake your hand and give you a smile.
I don’t do hug.
HUGS & hope today is a better day.
No. Not even if a gun were being held to my head.
Sure, I can spare a virtual hug. {hug}
But if this turns into a point you’re making for another post or thread, it automatically turns into a virtual boot. Cool how the internet works, huh? 
I’ll only hug you if you promise to push strangers in bars and come back here to brag about it. Ass-grabbing is optional.
Oh, it looks like my previous invoice for $5 was low - I’m gonna have to charge $500 for the next one.
runs through thread hugging everyone, even rigs
Okay man, I’ve hugged you now why haven’t you hugged back?
Now I am sad.
KITTEH PICS NOW! AND HUGS FOR EVERYONE! EXCEPT FOR STICKLER! 
What about serprize buttsecks then?
I would, but I have a pretty bad case of poison ivy on my forearm. 
I can haz John Galt?
hugglez[[[[[[RR]]]]]]]
hugs Cat Whisperer with extra squeezies
Ah, Rand, good to see you took my advice.
:huggles for Rand Rover:
Have a nice Day, Randy.
You’re not a bad dude. At least you haven’t really called me any names or taunted me yet. So I guess we’re okay.
Here is a gray angular hug–the only kind of hug of which Ms. Rand would have approved.
<< RAND ROVER >>
No thank you.
In a raspy haggered voice
What ails ya?
I feel so used.