I'm sick and I want to push someone.

The BBQ Pit
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Uuuuuuuugggggghhh. I’m sick. I’m chilly and floaty and my vision is jumping. I’m congested, and my nasal passages feel like they’re going to crack open. I have a sinus headache. I could deal with all this if I didn’t also have to do four loads of laundry (because I can’t stand stale sheets and pajamas and towels, in this state), which means carrying them to the laundromat in the snow and 15 degree weather… and then going to the bank to get more quarters… which involved clearing snow off of my car. Well, the laundry is done. Now I just have to write my prospectus this weekend. If only I felt better while sitting up… and if only it wasn’t The Weekend ™. When it’s The Weekend ™ that means it’s Time To Party ™, which means there’s loud music absolutely everywhere.

Short of getting well, I think there are two things that could make me feel better:

  1. Getting flowers, or

  2. Pushing someone over.

  3. Hi, opal (sniffle)

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I feel your pain. I, too, have a case of death-flu going on. Although, I have no one to push. All I have is a dachshund that gets used as a hot-water bottle.