Have you ever tried to blank your mind and masturbate to completion? Its possible, but difficult. I compare it to those old kung fu movies where the master sits under a waterfall meditating, except in this case I’m pantsless with a vague boner
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Mmmm, granite.
I’m the chairman of the bored.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
When I’m bored, I find people who make convoluted puns and slap them with fish.
slap
I’m so bored I’m going to Reddit for awhile.
Checking this thread again. I am soooooo bored.
I’m so bored that I’m bumping this pointless thread.
Well, if it’s spathic, sure.
groan…
[RockyHorrorPictureShow] Dammit, Granite, I love you [/RockyHorrorPictureShow]
I want to throw my phone against a brick wall
(talking to my cousin who is droning on how men are always whining and dining her and then dumps her about how they move on and marry ugly tramps)
As bored as a wooden plank with a hole in it? 
Rather than start yet another “I’m Bored” thread, I’ve bumped the most recent one a casual search turned up.
Seriously, I’ve got the entire Internet in front of me; and I can’t find anything to do??
Have you tried to enter a YouTube rabbit hole? Those are a pretty reliable way to eat up some time.
Have you tried eating a Tide pod? That seems to be the latest fun thing to do borne out of what i can only imagine is total boredom (and idiocy).
I’m so bored I’m reading the wikipedia TBMarticle.
I am so bored, I am trying to think of something to really be bored about. Other than zombies.
Someone linked to some conspiracy lunatic site that mentioned nuclear powered laser boring machines. I kinda wanna believe they are one and the same as the orbital mind control lasers. That would explain a lot of my life.