I'm starting the White Bloc--who's with me?

The BBQ Pit
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These fucking G20 protesters are such pieces of shit–especially the Black Bloc, which are a group of anarchist do-nothing fuckheads who think society owes them something.

I’ve decided to start a counter-protest group to go in and kick these protesters’ asses. We’ll infiltrate the crowd and then start beating the shit out of protesters once we’ve gathered up enough of us. We’ll dress in all white so we know who we are. We’ll try to concentrate on the Black Bloc, but if a protester’s head finds itself on the business end of our bats, then so be it.

But first I need to make sure my long-term disability insurance covers injuries incurred while trying to beat the shit out of idiot anti-NWO protesters in foreign countries. If it does, I’m in.

Who’s with me?

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You are going to infiltrate them by dressing all in white?
This is truly worthy of your genius.

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I might have one too many sodey pops

New thread topic: Goose Island’s Pere Jacques–best beer possible, or just the best currently made?

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No, we’re going to change clothes mid-protest, like the BlackBloc do. Obviously.

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Anyone else listening to Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass tonight?

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Anarchists think society owes them something? I thought those were supposed to be socialists, at least according to the talking points.

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Meh, to Rand Rover, they’re all the same. Anyone who disagrees with him = socialist.

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When it comes to (G(6|7|20))|W(B|TO) protesters, they are all the same.

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Eh, the name’s sounds funny. “White bloc” sounds like a group of white supremacists or Russian monarchists of which I am neither.

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Did anyone else read that as sodomy pops? :slight_smile:

Not that I dont also think a good fraction of any protestors consist of dumb asses that either havent given their cause more than a moments thought and/or have nothing better to do.

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Yeah… at least do it up right and dress as Batman or something.

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The Batman Bloc! Caped Crusaders fighting criminal anarchists! They could act upon seeing the Bat-Signal. Interesting idea…

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Might I suggest pointy hoods being part of your costume? It’s traditional.

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Protestors who didn’t want to dress as Batman could hold up signs that said “Pow!” “Biff!” and “Bam!”

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Something like this? :wink: It’s just like giving a blowjob to a snowman.

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Yes, but do such people deserve to have the shit beat out of them?

I must say, you’ve really found the horns of a dilemma here, Rand.

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I keep thinking of fish. An angry fish.

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I say we dress up like male chickens.

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Neither, but it is one of several really excellent Goose Island brews. They were promoting Goose Island pretty hard a few weeks ago at my favorite local pub, and I’m glad I went to taste them.

I’m deeply committed to free trade, but I just don’t wear white. Ever.

Sorry.

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Well, I guess it’s okay, but what happens after Labor Day?