Why do you hate America?
SSSSH I am hunting wabbits, white wabbits. Seriously I want to defect to Canada 
Jim
You asking for bus fare?
I’ve got twenty bucks.
I could get to Little Rock on that, we could have lunch at Sticky Fingerz
Jim
I’m not real sure, but I think flytrap and Jim have a date?
Nah, you and I are going to sandbag him and mail him to Guam.
Bring a large box, I’ll bring the tape.
We’re gonna need a lot of stamps, too.
If each of you would send 46 cents to my Pal Pay account we can probably do it.
The power went off at work today. Fun stuff.
Also, when I was leaving, I realized that I didn’t know where my scarf was. After looking for it for a while, I found it.* Around my neck. *I can’t believe how smart I am sometimes.
I am taking home various things to make into tempura in a deep fryer.
Anyone have any recipes for the soy sauce based dipping sauce?
Smart Ale…I mean, Swampy?
Soy sauce, rice wine, ginger, sugar and garlic, perhaps.
I moved the chairs as required to get up the bits of chewed leaves. There aren’t any leaves under the china hutch. 
**FCD **is out Harleying. He installed a new seat yesterday - one with more back support - and he wants get used to it. As long as he’s not trying to get me to go along…
God I’m tired today. Is it five o’clock yet?
Guam sounds nice, I weigh in at about 165lb/75kg and am 5’9"/175cm tall so the box doesn’t have to be too big and the cost should be minimal.
Jim
Don’t feel bad. I’ve been known to panic about whether I had my keys with me.
While driving.
Don’t worry, we are prepared.
Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam.
Jim of Guam
Gonna destroy Guam, too?
I’m currently typing up what is probably the weirdest phone sex scene* ever written. Yes, at work.
- actually, that’s probably not true. But it’s pretty odd.
[FoghornLeghorn=]That boy’s as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.[/FoghornLeghorn]
Keep it away from Mom and Rosie!
Home from an early dindin. OYKW has paperirk to deal with so we met and et early and now he’s at his place to deal, poor thing.
flytrap should I get the tape that says “fragile handle with care” all over it or the one with little pink and purple hearts?
Well, we sure don’t want “Fragile handle with care”.