Allright, so my credit isn’t perfect, I made some mistakes in the past, but I’m trying to make up for them.
So today, I tracked down an old debt of mine that I had almost forgot I had. It took about an hour to figure out who’s handling it - a bunch of semiliterates called “ARS collections”. How this company stays in business I have no idea. Who the hell is going to pay them if they won’t send you a bill?
That’s all I asked for. Politely. “I’m going to have to ask for something in writing. No, I don’t have a fax”. Apparently snail mail is unworkable for these guys, which makes me slightly suspicious. Why are they refusing me a paper trail that’s an original? When I encountered such unexpected resistance to this reasonable request, I jokingly told them they could bill me for the stamp. The guy called me a “jerk” and hung up on me.
A collection agency hung up on me. Amused by this, I called back and got the same shit from his manager. A collection agency hung up on me… twice! I called a third time and they refused to answer. That’s right, a collection agency is avoiding my phone calls. Aparently, people find unsolicited telephone calls annoying. Who knew?
I wasn’t even being rude to 'em; I was too damn amused by the absurdity of it all. So now, I don’t know what the hell I’m gonna do. I want to pay the debt, but I don’t throw money around without a clear paper trail. That’s what got me into trouble in the first place.