By now, so many people have my email address that I don’t care. The people with whom I talk the most can just talk to me, and I don’t have any sort of business contacts.
In a conceited, superficial sort of way, I am glad to know that I am worth more than a lot of you! Thanks for lifting my spirits!!!
But for ñañi, Granuaile, Rico, & drm: What are you doing that I am not? Why are you worth more than me?!
There’s also this site for addresses that only last 2 hours:
http://www.spamhole.com/
So…which one of you millionaires can float me a twenty til payday? 
I know of someone who was, but he was all over the news last week and is now in jail in Germany.
What?
I’m worth $1,736,430.00.
About 2.35 million, answering the questions modestly.
$1,763,504.00
Created a hotmail account to receive it, boy does hotmail look terrible now.
It never sent me the results, so I assume I’m worthless …
You are worth exactly: $2,590,970.00.
Not bad, but their tastes are odd.
and what else is yahoo.com good for, if not recieving spam?
You are worth exactly: $2,163,090.00
Woo-hoo, I’m a-gonna be rich! I’ve still got an appendix, my tonsils, 3 wisdom teeth and I’ve gotta give birth to a sizable buttnugget pretty soon. Do they pay in cash or do I need to set up a Paypal account?
I too am worthless. Nothing sent.
I thought everyone had a normal email account and a junk account.
Get this — A man who has these charactereistics:
Age: 18
Ethincity: White
Height: 5’5"
Weight: 150lbs
Body frame: small
Hair color: black
Eye color: brown
Right-handed
Very-Hairy
Shoe-size: 8
Going Bald
Not 20/20 eye-sight
3-inch penis
More than 4 cavities
poor athletic ability
Poor attractiveness
IQ: 75
SAT Score: 400
high school GPA: 1.5
Highest Education: high school
cannot speak more than one language
Resides in New York
Makes less than $20,000
Unemployed
Drinks alcohol: excessively
Smokes tobacco, weed, and does drugs
Never exercises
Never been divorced, convicted of a felony
excessively visits porn sites
gambles excessively
watched TV often
Bisexual
Runs in family: high blood pressure, diabetes, epilepsy, arthritis, impotence, panic disorder, depression, and kidney disease
poor sense of style, atristic ability is poor, and poor sense of humor
Does not have an addictive personality, and does not contribute to charity
Is worth $ ($126,420.00).!!! That means he costs $126,420 more than he is worth!!!
Apparently honesty counts for something…I’m worth about 2.4mil.
Are they buying? If so, I’m a-gonna be rich! I’ve still got an appendix, tonsils, and 3 wisdom teeth as well as a blossoming buttnugget that with be birthed shortly. Anybody know if they pay cash or do I have to set up a Paypal account?
$1,968,870.00
But in all fairness, although male pattern baldness, epilepsy, diabetes, heart conditions, depression, and one or two more diseases run in my family I have none of them. I also have an income of less than 0 because I am about to graduate college. I think I’m under-valued.
The “humanforsale” site is wise to that one, too. No results sent. They really, really want to harvest email addresses!
$1,746,070.00.
I’d be curious to see how they arrived at that number.
Ok, ok, so I(we?) made a mistake. Thanks a lot, pal.
And an extra ::rolleyes:: back at you.
$2,359,222.00.
Is this how much I can get from someone wanting to kill me and eat me??