Four (FOUR!) members of my family have sent this piece of garbage to me today. Since I cannot respond to them as I would like, I’m having a go here. If only one could tell one’s family members to keep their witnessing in GD.
Okay, let’s start here. What the fuck? We need to threaten people with violent, bloody death to find out where they stand? Look, you got 2,000 people together in one church. Why the fuck you got to chase them out with machine guns? You running low on coffee and donuts in the parish hall or something?
It’s deep in something, alright.
::thumbing Bible, looking for passage on machine guns, nay, sub-machine guns!!!::
Funny how many people neither believe nor want any of this crap, but still manage to have productive, moral, happy lives.
Funny how resistant I am to sharing “tripe”, regardless of subject matter.
To everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose unto Heaven.
Uh-oh, I smell a rhetorical question here.
Funny how somone can be so fired up for brunch on a Sunday, and can go on eating cereal the rest of the week.
hahahahaha! Yes! I love stories where people at a worship service are threatened with violence and then it all turns out to be fake! And the post-story pontificating has me rolling in the aisles!
Funny how you assume I would forward this to anyone at all.
So sue me - If not forwarding Jesus glurge to my friends makes me a bad person, I’m willing to take one for the team.
Is thinking what you really want from me? Oh, silly me. I thought it was mindless pressing of the “forward” button.