Which is mentioned in my above TV Tropes link, under “Comic Strips”. 
If you remove a firefly’s butt it’ll be de-lighted.
I’m now interested in seeing a painting from the same perspective looking at the table, but half the people are on the other side, blocking the view, with half of Jesus’s face visible behind people.
The Second-to-Last Supper. “No, it’s no good. I cant see you all and we’re losing the light. We’ll have to do this all again tomorrow”
It happened to a woman I know. Dis-assed-her.
Popeland weighs in:
(Spoiler: they didn’t enjoy it.)