IMHO ITFSNA*

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It’s Time For Some New Abbreviations

FYI, courtesy of 2sense.

Still, IMHO there’s a dire need for some new ones. Particularly:

ITFHA - It’s The Fucking Hampsters Again
SSSD - Standard Safe Sex Disclaimer
SSSSDGR - Standard ‘Standard Safe Sex Disclaimer’ Gay Response

I know I would definitely like to see:

WOOTHTKI - Watch Out! Oogy Things Happening To Kids Inside -just so I don’t have to read about horrible happenings to innocent kids in the Pit if I want to be pleasantly ignorant for awhile.

GFASM - Go Felch A Syphilitic Monkey - since it’s becoming such a standard insult.

VNW - Voila, Not Wa-la!

and

LHTSYFJ - Learn How To Spell You Fucking Jackass

Something I’d like to see but probably wouldn’t get used:

IRRSIAIAJ - I’m Really, Really Sorry. I Admit I’m A Jackass.

How about you folks? Got any suggestions?

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ITFHA! That title was supposed to be all caps.

IRRSIAIAJ :smiley:

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This one’s for all the where/were, there/their crap which, it is now clear, we are powerless to eliminate. In the war against ignorance, we may have to accept a few defeats here and there, and this is one of them. Hence:

PLTSYDUN Please Learn To Spell, You’re Driving Us Nuts.

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OK; my contribution is:

PNATR: Please, Not Another Traffic Rant

Seriously, these are getting really old. Can’t we just all agree that nobody can drive and let it go? Of course, as Dave Barry says, “One of the things that everyone in the civilized world has in common, is that, deep down, we all believe we are above average drivers.”

:smiley:

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DSACOOYEWYWTS? - does steam actually come out of your ears when you write that shit?

PRODAYGAB- Please rejoin our discussion after you get a brain.

WIYLAGAYWIIL - Wow, if you look as good as you write, I’m in love.

IDHALEVTETDOMC - I don’t have a large enough vocabulary to express the depth of my contempt.

PLUGAK - Please leave us grownups alone, kid.

TSIYBHASIIB - The stick in your butt has a stick in its butt.

YAMICYAAI - Your answer make it clear you are an idiot.

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Wow yojimboguy, have you just been in GD? :smiley:

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CBFE: Chocolate boobies for everyone.

Running gag…move along…

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NTPSTFAD
Next Time Please Search The Archives First, Dumbass

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GOOGLE

Um, wait…

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D.E.A.D.H.O.R.S.E.

Debate Egregiously And Dive Headlong Over Rehashed Subjects Eternally.

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Bermuda999 had a great list of them. It’s in the CLassic Posts:

http://www.teemingmillions.com/acronyms.html

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YS – You Suck
YRS – You Really Suck

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IATSPSMNP: I’m a tactless schlub; please send me naked pix.

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ITLTMFWYMSFMTE – I’m too lazy to make food, will you make something for me to eat?

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BHGANO - Bin Him/Her, Get A New One.

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I like this one because I would say it “GEE-fas-um” which makes me giggle.

Much like the way “I’m a ho” (IMHO) and “Mmmm-pis-ums” (MPSIMS) does.

You’re right… I’m retarded.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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:smack:

There is no “p” in “hamsters”. :rolleyes:

TPCTKB–The Pot Calling The Kettle Black. :wally

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NTABWTIMPC - Nothing to add but want to increase my post count.
SCEMRTP - stupid coding error, must remember to preview.

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IAAFMPFMIES- I Am A Freaking Moron ,I Am Eternally Sorry.

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Preview dammit!

It should be:

IAAFMPFMIAES-I Am A Freaking Moron ,Please Forgive Me I am Eternally Sorry.

GWORR- George W. Or Repulicans Rant.