FUCK OFF YOU SYPHILLATIC BITCH. How dare you?
You’ve just been busy slandering someone who gave in to terrorists who were threatening her life, and yet when someone turns it around on you, it’s oh-so-awful.
You reap what you sow.
Hmm. If my parents had died as described, I don’t think I’d engage in this kind of dramatics. I’d have bailed–who needs it, who else could really understand, and all that. Doesn’t smell right to me. Seems staged.
How dare YOU! Do you not get that what you are saying about Jill Carroll would be EXACTLY the same as us accusing your parents of being cowards for not somehow stopping the planes from crashing into the WTC?
We’re making YOU mad? You’re making US mad with YOUR insinuations.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Updike.
I didn’t make any insinuations about your family, I asked you how you’d feel if somebody else did. I also didn’t ask you how you’d feel if your parents had been part of the plot, I asked you how you’d feel if some asshole on the radio accused them of being part of the plot.
I’m trying to enteratin the possibility that you’re telling the truth but my bullshit detector is pinned right now.
Ah. And a liar to boot. You’re just fucking with us, aren’t you?
I’m done here. The rest of you can laugh at the pretend retard for as long as the mods allow this to continue.
Don’t you realize that almost the same rhetorical point was the one made by you?
Reading again what she posted she is mega whooshing you; harshly, but a whoosh nevertheless you twit.
Turn about is fair play. You fling shit wildly, you’re gonna get splattered.
Oh, and it’s “syphilitic”, you ignoramus.
Pretty much.
Oh, and for the morons [sub]Updike[/sub], I wasn’t seriously suggesting Updike’s parents were at fault. I was merely playing Devil’s Advocate. Too bad he’s too pork stupid to recognize sarcasm.
(I hope that doesn’t count as trolling, either. We ARE allowed to play advocatus diaboli, right?)
Where do you get the nerve to criticize Guin for saying the exact same thing you said about Jill Carroll?
Don’t be too dense. Of course the people on those planes were scared. They watched the flight attendants get stabbed- how would they feel aside from terrified? They were just hoping to get out of it alive. I wish they had, and they don’t deserve to be criticized for their conduct any more than Jill Carroll should be slandered for hers. I’d probably say the same things to save myself. And if someone approached me on September 11th and said “if you say ‘death to America,’ all of this goes away,” you’d better believe I’d say it.
It’s also a shame you’re not going to get the message.
So, you reported a post in the early hours of a Sunday morning and want to imply–per usual–that an immediate response was based on something other than the Pit Mods sleeping in or going to church.
You get no sympathy from me, there.
Regarding your misunderstanding of American culture: you have continually proclaimed the absurd notion that Ms. Carroll is a “traitor” for making statements under duress. First, the statements would not be traitorous by the definition of any rational person in the U.S. (As noted, any number of prisoners of war have made similar statements under similar conditions–even after receiving prisoner training unavailable to reporters–and there has never been a hue and cry from the American public to twist the law in some fashion to prosecute those persons.) Second, this thread has received posts from members of the political Left, the political Right, the political Center, and people who think for themselves and NOT ONE American has agreed with you, indicating pretty clearly that you do not have an understanding of American culture.
Finally, whatever bias I hold against you as a person is irrelevant unless I allow it to influence my decisions to enforce board rules. I think I have demonstrated over my months as a Moderator an ability to separate personal opinion from official action. I will not insist that I have achieved some level of divine impartiality, but I make a pretty good effort. (Actually, I do not do badly even interacting as a poster: in the other pair of threads to which we are both posting at the moment, I volunteered the opinion that your false presentation of the events with which you were taking isssue were probably due to an eagerness to make a point and a failure to ascertain the facts rather than a deliberate effort to lie.)
If you have evidence that I have taken official action against you in a manner that was either based on or invented because of any personal antipathy, feel free to report my actions to the Administration or Pit me (or both). When I am not acting in an official capacity, I feel free to exercise my right to post my opinions. If this bothers you, too bad.
By the way. If you are going to tell lies for the purpose of garnering sympathy or making a point, you may find yourself the object of much more scorn and, depending on the level of dishonesty, sanctions on the SDMB:
is pretty much shown to be a lie with the post you made on July 23, 2005:[If you’re the waiter, please don’t call me “Gregory”, as even my sainted Mother doesn’t call me that. Greg is fine.
Also, don’t call me “Mr. Smith”, as I will likely looking over my shoulder for my Dad, who is on a golf course somewhere in Florida.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6399899&postcount=22)
Look, I’ve engaged in these “dramatics” because they’re really pissing me off. They really need to shut their pieholes to start.
Given the nasty turn this thread has taken, I am temporarily shutting it down pending a review by the Pit Mods. It will (or will not) re-open at their discretion.
[ /Moderating ]
Updike, considering your previous post referring to your parents in the present tense (already pointed out by tomndebb), I find it very hard to believe that your parents were in fact killed on 9/11. Which makes me think that you in fact made it up to try to score points in this thread. Which is, in fact, blatant trolling. Not to mention a disgusting and shameful thing to do.
Consider yourself warned. Any more stunts like this and you won’t be posting here any more.