In a public bathroom, there are no cats

Therefore, I expect the TP to be installed up and over. C’mon, people, we’re living in a society here.

Hey, just be grateful there’s paper. Be even more grateful if it’s thicker than .000001 mil.

There are plenty of public restrooms that use TP thicker than that.

You can’t shave tree bark that thin.

Just be glad you don’t have one of those TP dispensers that only let you take two sheets at a time.

but it’s thick. no breakthrough.

All toilet paper hung in a regular holder will hang down from the top of the roll, therefore being “up and over” regardless of the orientation of the roll. I therefore sagely suggest that a new terminology should be adopted for the ageless argument of which way the roll should go. These new terms are “in” for towards the wall, and “out” for away from the wall. “Out” is, of course, the proper way.

Feel free to argue over what terms to use for those giant rest stop rolls that hang parallel to the wall.

Monster.

In public bathrooms, I’m too grateful for there being toilet paper at all. I couldn’t care less which direction it’s facing.

I’ve had cats that unroll it, and don’t seem to be deterred by the direction. Now I have one that sinks his claw in and bites the whole roll, only unravelling it unintentionally. Therefore the TP lives on top of the toilet by itself.

FTR there are advantages of both, but like the Oxford comma, one way has many, many, more advantages, yet people still prefer the other.

That’s going against the grain.

These are their stories.

What about Schrödinger’s bathroom?

Wouldn’t it be “These are not their stories”?

What the fuck is all this cat litter doing here in a public restroom? Damn it, I just stepped on a turd!

I get WiFi in a public restroom?

Ive had many cats over the years, and have always placed my toilet paper up and over the top. Only once has a cat unrolled it.

In my own bathroom, do it wrong and there will be fisticuffs. But, this is about those public ones where my gratitude for its mere presence overshadows preference!

–Ogden Nash
“The Mule” in commentary for Saint-Saens’ Carnival of the Animals

And the floor is paved with cheese.

Now here above is sanity. I spent 3 years in Panama and there one has to carry one’s own paper when visiting a public restroom. I have sacrificed several handkerchiefs over that time period when I forgot before leaving the house.

In a public bathroom, there are no cats

If there were, would it effect the incidence of homosexual assignations?