[Batman TV show spinning headline effect with accompanying music flourish]Bosda Goes Missing During Work Hours - World Nervous
Meanwhile, in his underground lair…
Bosda : “Yes. Yes. Now that I have them lulled into a false sense of security, I can unleash my fiendish master plan!”
unwitting Dope[r] : “What plan is that, Boss? Hih? Huh? Huh?”
Bosda : “While they are all wollowing in their supposed safety from my e-mail replies, I carefully compile a list of cute kitten names…”
u D[r] : “Yeah!? Yeah!?”
B : “AND POST THEM IN THE WRONG FORUM!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA [snort]”
U D[r] : “… um, …yeah…”
B : “Don’t you see what that will do?”
u D[r] : “Um, cause SkipMagic to move the thread wih a pithy little witticism?”
B : “No! It will cause SkipMa … Wait a minute. What did you just say?”
Zebra
June 16, 2005, 6:17pm
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This message is not from the real Bosda !Bosda
But…but…How will I know what to do when confronted with a moral dilemma? I generally ask “What Would Bosda Do?”.
Morbo
June 16, 2005, 6:49pm
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Couldn’t you have just placed this OP in your AutoSig?
Mtgman
June 16, 2005, 6:58pm
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LIKE FUCK IT DOES!
Only a fucking imbecile of a mod would believe this dumbass alibi!
Enjoy,
Sorry 'bout that. Should have turned on my voice mail. Don’t concern yourself over me, though. Direct all your energy to worrying about our beloved Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor!
gaucho
June 16, 2005, 7:40pm
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Could this please be made a sticky?
Mtgman
June 16, 2005, 8:28pm
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Your post saying you were headed to the bathroom was at 10:08 AM. Rufus Xavier raised the alarm and tried to find you at 10:10 AM. You finally answered at 1:38 PM. By my math that’s about three and a half hours before you replied. Did everything come out ok?
Enjoy,
He was, no doubt, trying to follow gaucho ’s suggestion.
I don’t think that’s the way he meant it, though.
It’s gonna be okay folks! School’s out for summer and I’m gonna be here all day every day. I will fill all your attention whoring needs.
[sub]See? I’m good, no?[/sub]
ioioio
June 16, 2005, 10:11pm
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[Stanley Kowalski]BOS-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, I don’t know…I find it adds a certain structure to my schedule.
Get up, two cups of coffee, cigarette, take dump, Bosda .
Egg salad on whole wheat, iced tea no sugar, Bosda .
Little black dress, cocktails and canapes, Bosda .
And, like Dr. Pepper, at ten, two, and four.
Something like this:
Bosda is
I understand the words, but together they make no sense.
Will Bosda now sell his story for $500,000 ?
Zebra
June 17, 2005, 2:37am
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Bosda , you know we love you man. Otherwise you would have been ignored.
Well, that, and the fact that the staff are all a bunch of communist liberal wankers. You especially.
Has Bosda been back at all? My guess is he’s wisely shunning this thread.
