The other day, DeathLlama was helping a friend tile his kitchen. The men were chatting how DL’s friend had (once again) given the false impression he was hitting on another guy the previous night. (Friend isn’t gay, just completely gaydar-less and overly friendly. I feel bad for the gay guys that think he’s interested only to find, nope, he’s just clueless.)
Anyway, the friend’s wife, overhearing their conversation, said, “Well, I can see how you two could be mistaken for a gay couple. I mean…you’re both tall…”
:dubious:
:smack:
DeathLlama said you could tell she meant to say more, but got stuck after “tall.” (But WTF??? Why would “tall” be the first thing she says ANYWAY??)
So hey, wondering who’s gay and who isn’t? Are you gay and trying to find Your Man in a crowd? Well, just look for the men over 6’2"…
Actually I think that would make Mod Rico the gayest, though if Giraffe stretches out his prehensile tongue above his head he might take it. A gay engineer (Giraffe), and a gay radio ham (Rico) that’s … well… maybe not so fabulous.
Heh heh…DeathLlama’s buddy is 6’5". (DL is 6’4") Sometimes I think the guy is just gay and doesn’t know it, he’s so friendly (and seemingly flirtatious). There’s a hilarious story about him meeting a guy on the freeway–the FREEWAY–and winding up meeting him for dinner once they exited. He was shocked, shocked I tell you, when the guy said something to the effect of “Okay, dinner’s done, now…your place or mine?” I laughed my ass off–how broken can your gaydar be? And how gay can you act and NOT be gay??
He is the most outgoing guy we know, but seriously. (He adamantly claims he’s straight, wants nothing to do with dick, and looooooooooves boobies a whole lot, but still!) I just feel bad for the guys that get their hopes (yes, their HOPES! mind out of the gutter, gang!) up.
First of all, I have no idea how tall Rico is, but I’m willing to bet I’m taller. Second of all, I’m incredibly offended that you’d call me a gay engineer. I’m not an engineer! Gross.
I’m not gay, either, which is sort of too bad as I’d get ridiculous amounts of action if I was. I used to visit friends in Boys’ Town in Chicago, and let’s just say Otto isn’t the only one looking to shimmy up a bean pole, if you know what I mean. ::exaggerated wink::