In Dog We Trust

In Pinellas County, Florida, the Sheriff’s new rug turned out to have a tiny little typo in the logo printed on it. Instead of “In God We trust” (bleah), it had as the thread title says, “In Dog We Trust”. Although I have to wonder if it was someone’s idea of a prank.

Still, at least they’re being pretty classy about getting rid of it. They’re auctioning it off and donating the proceeds. Personally though I’d have given it to the K-9 unit if they have one; it would be just too perfect to resist.

Worshipping the puppy god!

One of my friends got married, and when her groom said his vows he said, “So help me dog. Uh, god,” at the end of them. Cracked the bridal party right up.

What did the dyslexic Christian have above his bed?
A sign saying “in dog we thrust”…

It sounds like a win-win situation. Someone gets a new, slightly-used, custom-made rug, and the Sheriff’s Dept gets a free replacement rug from a manufacturer with little, or no, quality control.

That’s what happens when you let lesdyxics make rugs…:smiley:

Non missionary positon Christians.

One news report said the rug was there two months before a “sharp-eyed deputy” noticed the error. I assert that if it took two months, “sharp-eyed” is not an appropriate phrase.

They ought to donate the “in dog we trust” rugs to the local animal shelter and let them auction them off. You know they’d make a mint!

I think the wrong spelling might have actually been the right one. I trust my dogs implicitly. I know how they think, how they’ll react, and what they’ll do in any given situation. I’m 100% positive that they would go after anyone who did me harm, with extreme prejudice.

God, on the other hand…he or she can be wildly unpredictable.

Auction it? Yes, classy! (The article where I saw this didn’t mention that.)

I can’t help but think this was a prank by someone involved in making that rug. That just can’t have been an accident.

What kept the dyslexic agnostic awake?

They’re effectively doing that. Technically, they are auctioning it off, and donating the proceeds to a local animal shelter.

High bid of $2775 as of when I’m typing this.

He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog :smiley:

Nice combination of post and handle. Be honest. They made you post this didn’t they?

Not that my own dog isn’t also trustworthy. Her loyalty to us could only be compromised by an evildoer carrying bacon.

That depends on whether the Deputy in question noticed it on his first, or 101st, visit to the Big Cheese’s office where the rug was.