As I’ve said on the alternative xmas song thread
I usually send out my online holiday greetintgs with wierd als christmas song " christmas at ground zero"
I’ts a mid 80s dig at the nuclear war panic that was about back then by describing a nuke attack on christmas
but wiht the recent usage of “grund zero” by everyone I dont want to look like a jerk
So whats the opinion around here?
I don’t know, I never heard that song, so going on the title alone, I’d say skip it this year.
Of course, I also hate Weird Al, so I may be biased.
Rose
mobo85
September 29, 2001, 3:01pm
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If you want to use Weird Al in your Christmas greeting, why not use The Night Santa Went Crazy ? It’s still violent, but it has nothing to do with nuclear warfare.
Nighty , Xmas at ground zero has always been tacky. That’s the point!
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
There’s music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin’ and the carolers are singin’
While the air raid sirens blare
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin’
It’s the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin’
It’s time to face your final destiny
Well, it’s Christmas at Ground Zero
There’s panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud
(siren)
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone’s climbin’ down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it’s Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level’s okay
I’ll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year’s Day
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I’ll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we’re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we’re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
Christmas at Ground Zero , ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic
I have been thinking of this song in recent weeks as well. Althogh the subject matter has nothing to do with the WTC tragedy I would think most people wouldn’t bother to figure this out. In addition, I think people will still be hyper-sensitive about the tragedy and not in the mood for a song dealing with megadeath.
Here’s a couple other “anti” Christmas songs:
Lonely Christmas Eve–Ben Folds (Grinch soundtrack)
I Won’t Be Home For Christmas–Blink 182 (B-side I think, not sure)
I Will Be Hating You For Christmas–Everclear (Secret track on So Much For The Afterglow)
You’ve been doing the same song for years?
This year, send Bing Crosby. Everybody will understand, and you’ll get just the cringe you’ve wanted.