In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup

[Jack_Batty]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

What’s the difference between Neil armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

@wunderkammer

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. The other is a plastic bag.

The one I floated in the Michael Jackson is Dead MPSIMs thread is a mish-mash of these:

@Jack_Batty

My favorite Jacko joke, courtesy, I believe, of Norm Macdonald:

What’s the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One’s white and made of plastic and the other one is a child molester.