In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup

[Clothahump]

They’ve announced the funeral plans for Michael Jackson.

The service will open with his favorite song being played: “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”.

[racer72]

MJ’s will was just released. He wants to be buried in the ball pit of the Hollywood Chuck E. Cheese.

[chowder]

@atomicbadgerrace

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney films can still touch kids.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Not Michael Jackson.

*snigger

[Little_Nemo]

Ed dies and st peter give’s him a wish for all that he did for people and animals.
Ed wished to spend eternity with a bueatiful woman of his era.
St peter grants Ed’s wish and Farrah dies too.
For being a good person, St Peter then grants Farrah a wish and whe wants to save all the children. So MJ dies.
Because MJ died before he could make amends to his soul, and before he can get into heaven he must right his wrongs. MJ is about to ask St Peter What he can do to get the stains out of his soul. Then he gets an idea…

If oxy-clean can’t get the stains out nothing will…

Shouldn’t this joke start out with David Carradine wishing there was somebody around to hand him a million dollars?

[Walker_in_Eternity]

The Jockey Club made MJ a posthumous member, stating that “no one has ridden more three year olds”.