In praise of the "fake-out rhyme" lyric

Not sure if there’s a name for this lyrical device, but it makes me giggle every time. The lyrics leads you to believe a certain rhyming word is coming, then swaps it out for another word that doesn’t fit the rhyme scheme, for comic effect.

Examples:

  • From Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s musical episode, “Once more with Feeling,” in the song, “I’ll Never Tell,” Xander sings to Anya:
    “You’re the cutest of the Scoobies
    With your lips as red as rubies
    And your firm yet supple —” <looks at her chest>
    “…Tight embrace!”

  • From Frozen, in the song, “In Summer”, Olaf the snowman sings:
    “Winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle,
    But put me in summer and I’ll be a…” <looks at a puddle>
    “…happy snowman!”

In a slight twist, I know of one example, where the singer does use the expected word (or seems to), but then extends the line, breaking the rhyme scheme to reveal a different meaning for the word:

  • In Stephen Lynch’s song, “If I Were Gay,” he sings:
    “If I were gay, I would give you my soul,
    and if I were gay, I would give you my [w]hole… being”

(he also uses the standard version of the tactic in the same song:
“If I were gay, we could tear down the walls,
But I’m not gay, so won’t you stop cupping my… hand?” )

(Yes, Stephen Lynch, Buffy, and Disney. I’m eclectic, OK?)

Is there a name for this? What are you favorite examples?

The entire song Bang Bang Lulu is based on this.

Family Guy has done that a couple of times.

“I like the works of Allen Funt,
And a nicely shaven leg”

One that is not that funny was Peter singing the theme song to his imaginary show “My Black Son”:
(from memory)

“My black son, my black son,
Now they say my heart is growing bigger,
Don’t remember sleeping with that lady, but I did.”

And, of course, Shaving Cream.

Oh, and the technique is called a “mind rhyme” or a “teasing rhyme.”

One of my favourites is from the They Might Be Giants song Kiss Me Son of God:

“Now you’re the only one here who can tell me if it’s true
That you love me… and I love me.”

You have to hear it, really.

That and the aforementioned “firm, yet supple, tight embrace”.

When I was a child, I found the song Sweet Violets to be very amusing because of all the mind rhymes.

May not count since they’re intended to be humorous, but John Forster and of course Tom Lehrer are masters of misdirected rhymes.

Yeah, that’s a classic example.

They’re not songs, exactly, but I remember from childhood “rhymes” or “cheers” like

Rah rah ree!
Kick 'em in the knee!
Rah rah rass!
Kick 'em in the other knee!

and

Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Summer is here
And it’s hotter than usual.

The Adam Again song “Strobe” includes the verse
Remember when you laughed in my ear three times
I was waiting for more you said “who am I”
Now you’re yelling in the shopping line
Saying here’s two nickels will you give me a quarter

The Doors - L’America

“Change the weather, change your luck
And then he’ll teach you how to … ffffind yourself”

While not a rhyme, my brain always expected a different word in The Who’s My Generation:

“Why don’t you all f-f-fade away…”

A favorite from my childhood. Waited 40 years for an opportunity to use it on my 8 and 10 year old cousins. The “surprise” lyric almost gave them whiplash.

The ringleader (you) sings the end of the changing fourth line. Everybody sings all the other lines.

(with feeling)
*The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one,
the little one stops to have some fun,
and they all go marching down.
To the earth.
To get out.
Of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom…
*
Verse two (condensed)
*The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah…
the little one stops to tie his shoe…
*
Got it? On to Verse three, wherein TC’s young cousins exploded with surprised and outraged delight:
*The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah (repeat 2x)…
The ants go marching three by three,
the little one stops to take a look
and they all (etc. ad nauseum)
*

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Mr. Brightside from The Killers

"Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag

Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head

But she’s touching his…chest now
He takes off her dress now
Letting me go"

It’s not as clear when typed out but when you hear it for the first time you don’t think he will say “chest”.

From the movie Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, his song with the girl from the Office called “Let’s Duet” was nothing but misdirection.
The only one I can recall right now:
“In my mind you’re blowing me…
… some kisses”

And here it is (the “Sing Along with Mitch Miller” version).

Or Martin and Lewis’s version.

"Roses are red and ready for plucking
“You’re sixteen and ready for high school!”

Roger Rabbit - “Nose? Dat don’t rhyme with walls…”

In the prose category, we have the Simpsons store sign “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)”.

Yeah, I’ve always wondered if it was just me, as that line and the implied ending is just so jarring to me and takes me out of that song. Really makes me cringe.

And the ever popular Miss Lucy had a Steamboat . . .

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and
The steamboat went to

Hello operator,
Give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I will kick you from

Behind the refrigerator,
There laid a piece of glass
Miss Lucy slipped and fell on it
And hurt her little

Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their

Flies are in the meadow

Wikipedia has several regional versions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Susie_had_a_steamboat