In the closet Gay or Straight?

When you have sex, will he go down on you? Because gay guys can close their eyes and imagine Chord Overstreet while fucking a chick, but that trick ain’t gonna work during cunnilingus.

If he eats your pussy, but is also watching gay porn, then he’s probably, you know, bi.

If he won’t go down on you, and won’t even have sex with you, and doesn’t want to marry you, and his laptop is filled with gay porn? Yeah.

Sad, really. But fuckin’ funny.

What about liking musicals? I thought that was the definitive prerequisite.

It is!

Aha! So you have sit so as not to dribble on the rug. Now we get the connection.

It didn’t help The Dude.

The guy in the OP is a carpet pisser?

Watches gay porn? Unless its a couple random you gotta watch this! kinda things the dude is gay IMO.

And I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night and sat down when I peed so I know what I am talking about.