In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads

**What’s the difference between a Heavy Drinker and an Alcoholic??

Could You Be Like That?

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Sure – I can do anything if I put my mind to it.

at 6:25 AM, pacific time:

**Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction

Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?

Are you SURE you want to remove that? **

** Decorating disasters
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? **

From MPSIMS:

**How far are you willing to go for a laugh at work?
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? **

I’d laugh at that.

**A woman with two vaginas? Is this for real or a put on?

Can vitamin C do this to you?

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Quick! Put down that Orange!

**What’s your favourite insect?
Anybody ever grow a Venus Fly Trap? (Successfully?) **

**Notes from dead people.
Well, no more classes today **

Or tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the day after that…

**Questions about Matter-Eater Lad

Favorite Polish Recipes
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Matter-Eater Lad likes Kielbasa, and pierogies, and galumpki (that “l” should have a diagonal slash through it.) And my grandmother’s babka. Because you’d need Matter-Eater Lad’s digestive system to process her babka.

With Matter-Eater Lad, you have to be sure it’s not POL-ish recipes.

** Are you SURE you want to remove that?
I’m a mom! **

And it was a C-section IRL!

**What is the tamest sexual request you’ve had rejected by a partner?

Guys, do you introduce the girls you’re dating to one another?**

**How to avoid being bullied, as an adult

Expendable after 40?!

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**I curse my mutts intelligence

Latest theory - dolphins are actually pretty stupid!
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Lose the dog. Get Flipper.

IMHO:

What is the tamest sexual request you’ve had rejected by a partner?
Ask the ex-Mormon!

**Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?
Are you SURE you want to remove that? **

the bird is getting surgery again
good birdwatching book for kids?

how about coworkers we actually really liked?
I’d like a Hawaiian pizza, hold the Hawaiian

I curse my mutt’s intelligence
Maths genuius living in poverty

Are you SURE you wanna remove that?
Graduate school and the GRE

Finally got a physical
So, I wrote a note to the King

Hockey dopefest in Ga ??!
SDMB pick’em league

OH!

Dumbest thing on TV today
Maine residents find mystery beast?

** Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat, or, how do YOU kill a party
Notes from dead people.**

Yes, that will do it.

**Our cats want an RV

Look, I just want a salad!
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You’re easier to satisfy than your cats.

**I curse my mutts intelligence

The thread written by cats

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Are you sure the cats didn’t write the one about wanting an RV?

Cats seem to be smarter than dolphins.

**I curse my mutts intelligence

$ 549 for earbuds!! That’s just wrong!
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“No, and at $549 a pair you’re not going to be getting many more dogs…”

**Would you sell me your Soul?

Vanilla Frosty? Why Wasn’t I Notified?
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You can get some soulsd more cheaply than others…