Cafe Society:
**Songs that go on way too long
The Beatles are back **
I think you mean “The Bitch is Back”
BBQ:
**I only came in here to pee. You didn’t need to scar me emotionally.
When 10" isn’t 10". A word about my lumber
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**And the Screwed-Up Relationship of the Year Award goes to…
I just can’t say it!
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I hate it when the presenters draw out giving the award.
** And the Screwed-Up Relationship of the Year Award goes to…
I just can’t say it!
When a loved one thinks your talent/accomplishment is worthless**
**Educate me about Highway Guardrails
Notes from dead people. **
That’s one way to look at them.
**Buried, Cremated or “Other”
Nice swig of warm urine
What the hell is wrong with WATER?
It’s good! But, maybe it ain’t right? **
:dubious:
** Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat, or, how do YOU kill a party
I just can’t say it!
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 **
That’s sum bitchen party.
** Paris Hilton: ‘I, like, cry, when I listen to’ my CD
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
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The Shadow Over Paris
General Questions:
**What gross stuff is in hot dogs?
Nice swig of warm urine **
** Badger badger badger on an ipod
Snakes on a Plane in a Bra **
**Pants-wetting airline passengers doing the terrorists’ job
I only came in here to pee. You didn’t need to scar me emotionally.
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GQ
**Bats in the House! AAAAGH!
Origin of “Batshit Crazy” **
From MPSIMS
$ 549 for earbuds!! That’s just wrong!
Bid on my stuff, dammit!
It may help if you lower the price a little.
From MPSIMS:
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?
More dating tips for the sartorially clueless
I don’t think “sartorially clueless” even begins to cover that.
Dopers, help me run away from home
I’m going to Catalina
From MPSIMS:
The most dismal combination of words in the English language
No Child Left Behind makes kids fat!!!
Do you have life insurance?
How impressed should I be?
**Just Remember, There’s No “I” In…
I just can’t say it!
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**Vaginas On A Stick!
Most expensive thing you regularly eat.
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**The most dismal combination of words in the English language
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 **