While checking out the website http://www.brunching.com, I ran across this:
hmmmm. I enjoyed the “and you’ll probably end up with chicken.” line.
What worries me is that Drainy has probably printed that out for future reference! 
This is a dead giveaway:
Everyone knows that I *hate white wine!!
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, five days, 2 hours, 30 minutes and 23 seconds.
8364 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,045.52.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 1 hour, 0 minutes.
David B used me as a cite!*