But your doggies and the litter can stay.
Or you can play with ferrets, but no weasels.
Rock 'n Roll is very popular in the Valley. All of the founders might very well have lived there. Bill Haley would fit right in, Jerry Lee Louis was quite highly regarded. Richie Valens visited the Valley once, unfortunately it was to take a plane ride (in a Cessna) with Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper.
There are no cinemas or theaters, but there are peep-shows with plenty of hoochimamas.
I’m not too sure about rock music being allowed in the valley, but there is classical music. Alas, no Mozart, but Beethoven shall be enough for me.
And if you are disappointed you’ll fit right in, because disappointment is guaranteed to crop up in the valley. Disappointment, but never discontent.
The interesting thing about the way the Classical Music works is that there is Classical Music but no Mozart, and there is Beethoven even hough the Romantic Period never came to be.
There is no winter, nor spring, just summer and fall. Yet there is sleet, but no rain or wind. There is no dawn, no dusk, no night, no, it is always noon! Halloween is the favorite holiday, while Thanksgiving and New Years aren’t even observed.
There’s rock ‘n’ roll, but no folk rock, acid rock, hard rock, or heavy metal.
There’s jazz and reggae, but no country or pop; bluegrass but no gospel.
Classical, but not opera – though operettas (love that Gilbert and Sullivan!) are performed regularly.
Sorry Twickster, but Sullivan and who???
Here’s a timely issue. When it gets to be the year 2010, will the Valley disappear?
Meros
I guess this semi-double-post means I’m allowed in the valley. Since guessing is a favourite pastime of mine that everybody in the valley enjoys I’ll fit right in. Accurate guesses are best, of course.
Posting, by the way, is frowned upon in the valley, though they have net access.
Um, yup, right. 
How about Sulllivan & Hammerstein since Gilbert and Rodgers are out of the picture?
And rabbits. Or bunnies. But no hares.
Fortunately, the Shelleys are popular, even without Frankenstein or “Adonais.” Whoo. :o
Roadrunner, but not Wile E. Coyote; Elmer Fudd, but not Yosemite Sam.
Drat, and I suppose there is no punctuation, but lots of commas?
And I gather lawlessness and Wicca abound, too!
At last, I think I’ve figured it out.
Does this mean I must give up my Macintosh for a Dell?
Welcome to the valley, Max.
As long as it says “Apple” you should be ok.
In the valley there are no Iraquis or Americans, but there is a Ba’athist party, whose followers are mostly Russian.
Saddam Hussein is well known for his tyrannical ways, but Adolf Hitler has no place in the school books.