Well, let’s have a straw poll.
Hands up those who have posted rude ascii art?
<<Silence. Then Moto’s hand goes up with pride. Heads turn to SBSO, who resolutely does not raise his hand.>>
Hands up those who have posted a mega-font obscenity?
<<Again silence. Again heads turn. Again SBSO resolutely does not raise his hand.>>
Compared to how many posts I’ve made it’s a small number.
Any hoo, I don’t expect that I’ll have any time to post again until Wednesday afternoon, so toodle do.
Hugs and Kisses!
Mama won’t let me. 
SBSO, you’ve had enough hassle here.
Ya’ll can forget about returning those Lend Lease destroyers, y’hear?
You are a bit of an attention whore, now aren’t you.
I shall wait with bated breath.
I’ve noticed Small British Shop Owner more than most other posters recently and I just assumed it was the neat user name. No, apparently he posts 100 times a day. “Day-amm” as they say!
I didn’t think he was a bad poster, but I just read that whole Cafe Society trainwreck. God good man? Are you really that stupid?
Being that stupid almost requires a constant paddling of the swollen ass (with paddles). Although I wouldn’t want to be accused of being low brow with my interest in ass paddling.
If this is a vote, I’d say just go, you’re not making a good first impression.
That’s right. However, Randy is short for Randall, and Dick is short for Richard; no one has named their sons Randy or Dick. However, Roger is Roger; it’s not short for anything. So why name him that?
Like posting 100 times a day? 
My 40-year-old cousin is named Randy – just Randy.*
)Are you sure it’s not short for something else, or are you just assuming it’s not?
Admittedly, I have known one person who had Danny on his birth certificate, not Daniel, but these cases are rare. Anyway, in West Texas, I never heard that Randy was slang for anything until I was an adult; it just wasn’t used. (Dick was a well-known slang word, however, which afforded us kids hours of mirth for people who went by Dick, like our junior-high band teacher.)
In England, however, Roger seems to be a well-established slang for a certain act, or at least I get the impression that it is. So why would someone name their son Roger?
He’s poor Randy Grandy, isn’t he?
I always thought Randy Johnson was unfortunately named
I don’t know why so many people name their hot Asian daughters ‘So Honee’. I see it in movies all the time and it always leaves me scratching my head over it.
d00d, SBSO, by the way I’m in total agreement about a name change should you subscribe.
I get hung up with the ‘small british’ part of it.
All this time I’ve envisioned you as a six inch tall, very dapper Brit gent complete with tiny bowler and tiny walking stick; who twirls his 'stache as he pontificates.
NO one has mentioned the name Peter O’Toole.
And his nickname: The Big Unit.
For those who don’t know who Randy Johnson is, he is a pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks of Major League Baseball.
Or John Thomas
Exactly what kind of movies are you watching?
Seriously, though, I’m not a big Asian film buff (except for some assorted dramas - I’m not into ninja movies or anime), so I’ve never heard that name before.
Actually, a Google search turns up a mere forty results for it (all “me so honee” jokes), so I guess you must be spelling it incorrectly if you’re indeed seeing it pop up so often.
Well I 'member in Full Metal Jacket there was a chick called “Me So Hornee”
No, wait…that’s what she was, or so she said
Personally, I find Shop Owner annoying as fuckall. Just a vibe I get. And it’s not a mob pigpile thing-- I liked and miss Quiddity Glomfuster.