In which Ender makes a thread whilst drunk, as he's wont to do.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, right now I’m drinking a Heineken which I opened using a door latch. If you haven’t heard of this trick, I’m glad to assist. That’s what I’m here for, the fight against ignorance.
So anyway, maybe you ere expecting lots of tuypos and stuff like that. Well, I noticed the two I’ve made so far. I’m not fcorrecting them. Three now. It’s that I don’t feel like editing anyyhing. Just a stream of conscienceness. concious? Conscience? I always get those confused.

OK. so I have a question. What happened at the very begining of ER tonight? I missed that. I taped the rest, which I haven’t seen yet so DON’T tell me, but I missed the very begining vefore the credits.

Anyway, I’ve had about 5 drinks tonight, whihc isn’t that bad, I suppose. Also, I’m eating frootloops right now. mmm…mmm…good. Hey, does anyone else wish that they were omnipotent mindreaders? Like, in a book, you know what people are thinking. If you were in their universe, you could talk to them knowing what they’re thinking and it would be so cool. But you sit across the bar from someone and oyu have no clue what they’re thinking. No idea about their past or what they want or what they’re interested in. Sometimes books are more fun.

My leg is asleep. The left leg. WAKE UP!!!

That didn’t work.

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Well, in the opening of ER George Clooney comes back, strips naked, runs around the hospital inhaling nitrous oxide, slathers himself in handcream, and they have to shoot him dead to get him to detach him from Julianne Margiluissies (sic?) leg. Then the credits rolled and I lost interest.

By the way I am a “omnipotent mindreader” and you need to stop doing that 'cause you’ll grow hair on your palms.

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Okay Ender, go unleash on some Shagnasty butt in The Pit for you using “Whilst” http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95241

I also missed the first part of ER, but I recall Susan making a big appearance…

< raises a beer to Ender >

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How did you know I was doing that?!?

Actually, if I was, it would take WAAAAAAY too long to type one handed and I would completely lose interest before I was finished typing. I type at 70 WPM sober so who knows what it is semi drunk.