I’m having my girlfriend and our mutual friend, her roommate, over for dinner tonight, but I haven’t had a chance to go shopping for groceries. Gf text messages me wondering what I’m making. I say, honestly, “good question”, to which she replies, “I have marinated chicken, steamed vegetables and couscous…” Clearly I was never intended to cook in the first place. And don’t think I’m not a pretty good chef! 
Fortunately I have drinks, dessert and an appetizer, so it works out perfectly.
Ahh. Lovely girl. <3