Or, My Flum has been moxed!
Arrived home from work today to find something occuring in my kitchen that has never happened to me before…ever!
The GF’s car was out front when I pulled up. I walked in the house to a vision of beauty scantily clad in just a bit more (barely) than an apron making dinner.
Off to a cool shower, so as to be able to enjoy her food.
Life is good, carry on, I’ll be in the area all day.
Film at 11.
Dear Straight Dope Forum,
I used to never believe these posts, until one day…
naw, I still don’t believe them.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
(Hey, Panache pulled this on me about Bigfoot:))
Uh, you’ll just have to take my word for it right now. She’s mot quite to that point yet. This was a big deal for her. She’s a Venus, half in her shell.
Dinner was HAWT
And the food was good too
So happy for the two of you 
Sounds unhygienic.
Hope she didn’t burn her bits.
I remember one time when my girlfriend came over for dinner, many years ago. I’ve always enjoyed expensive handrolled cigars, and have humidors full of Cubans, Dominicans, Hondurans, and others.
So this time, she shows up for dinner. I take her coat, and Oh. My. God. Under her coat, she’s in nothing except bra, panties, garters, stockings, and 4" heels. She sits down on the couch, opens her handbag, and pulls out what I recognize as a fine Dominican cigar. She asked for my cutter, which I handed over. She cut her cigar like a pro (well, she had watched me do so many times), and then asked, “Do you have a light?”
To keep this family-friendly, let’s just say that we enjoyed drinks and cigars, and left dinner for another time.