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This has to be a joke. 28 years before figuring out the link between sex and babies??? Y
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Yes. That part was a joke. So sue me. :rolleyes:
You mean the rest of it *wasn’t * a joke?
You need to find yourself a nice cougar who’s had her tubes tied. Or one who’s already in menopause.
Hmmm…on second thought, those usually come with kids. Granted, teenaged or older kids but…how do you feel about having older kids?
My cousin hooked up with and eventually married himself an older woman. But in return for the baby-free sex, he got himself 4 stepkids and now 3 step grandkids and he’s only 28. heh
Or you could just have sex with men! No possible chance of knocking up a guy that I am aware of, although yesterday I did read the article about the guy turning into a tree, so I guess all sorts of things are possible. 
I quite enjoy having sex with men so I wholeheartedly recommend it. Granted, I am a chick so YMMV.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
69 never cause any random babies.
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You’re joking, right?
Swallowing semen puts sperm in the woman’s belly. Where do you think babies grow?
[QUOTE=pbbth]
I quite enjoy having sex with men so I wholeheartedly recommend it. Granted, I am a chick so YMMV.
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So…
What’s your sign?
Speaketh Peak Banana, "Therefore, I will with immediate effect stop having sex with women. "
So who’re you marrying?
[QUOTE=ChiefScott]
So who’re you marrying?
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From what I understand, marriage is not an effective birth control method. Married couples will often have children (without actually having sex, of course) simply to stop the in laws from nagging.
…
Gemini. And yourself sir?
[QUOTE=pbbth]
Gemini. And yourself sir?
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One Way ->
Hmm…I am not sure that we would work out. I haven’t ever been with a one way sign before. 
Well, if all you do is hump women, pregnancy is unlikely. Start actually fucking them, you could knock someone up.
[QUOTE=pbbth]
Hmm…I am not sure that we would work out. I haven’t ever been with a one way sign before. 
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I suppose I could swing both ways, but that’s really not my style.
Is this better?
DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE
If you’re truly willing to swear off sex just because of the babies, and unwilling to get a vasectomy (btw a friend of mine got one at 27, no problem, and is a sex maniac), then I’m guessing you’re not missing much. And neither are the women you were schtupping.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
If you’re truly willing to swear off sex just because of the babies, and unwilling to get a vasectomy (btw a friend of mine got one at 27, no problem, and is a sex maniac), then I’m guessing you’re not missing much. And neither are the women you were schtupping.
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Seems a little unnecessary, CF. :dubious:
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Seems a little unnecessary, CF. :dubious:
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I re-read the OP and he does seem to be kidding. I think. But really, if he’s not, and not willing to get a vasectomy or continue using every precaution available for himself and his partners (all picked up at pro-choice rallies, natch), then I think he’s just not into it. And if he wasn’t, I doubt his partners were, either.
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Speaking as a lab guy, I can also report that it is routine procedure after every vasectomy to return to the lab about two weeks after the procedure and produce a specimen for us to double check that you are now shooting blanks. If you have any swimmers left we report that to the doc who reports that back to you.
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Yup. daHubby had one a few years back [same procedure McNew describes]and that’s what his dr had him do for a couple of months just to make sure.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
I re-read the OP and he does seem to be kidding. I think. But really, if he’s not, and not willing to get a vasectomy or continue using every precaution available for himself and his partners (all picked up at pro-choice rallies, natch), then I think he’s just not into it. And if he wasn’t, I doubt his partners were, either.
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What’s the point of picking anyone up at a pro-choice rally? All that potentially tells you is that she’ll get an abortion if she happens to feel like one - his wishes needn’t enter into it either way.
I think it’s possible to be more into making good things happen to the person you’re with than into enjoying the sensations yourself. If it’s about your own pleasure, a few minutes twice a week with some free Internet porn will probably do the needful. 
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Speaking as a lab guy, I can also report that it is routine procedure after every vasectomy to return to the lab about two weeks after the procedure and produce a specimen for us to double check that you are now shooting blanks. If you have any swimmers left we report that to the doc who reports that back to you.
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Yeah, I actually provided two samples a week apart. All clear, baby!