In which I pit God

It’s perfectly clear to me.

Essentially, some fellow named Hugh thinks his eight-armed chandelier is secretly boring a hole in the wall so that it can escape.

Upon reading his work, some people thought Hugh was out of his tree. In response to this criticism, God came down to smite the detractors.

God apparently uses the word “spogga” instead of “blah blah blah.”

Wow! Your interpretation is exactly but not quite the complete opposite of mine…

This “GOD” fellow, in a fit of pique, and body-hugging, diamante body-stocking, creates the avatar “spogga” (which is onomatopoeic for “the sound of a hummingbird slowed down a thousand times”) some three and a half months in advance of this thread just so he can look clever.

That, or drugs.

Our Sock, who art in spangles,
Sparkly be thy Heel,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On Dope
As it is in Backchat.

*::Trying very hard to keep a straight face:: *

Gasp…Wow, how did I get here. I hope God doesn’t catch me in this neighborhood.:eek:

Spogga doesn’t sound much better!!
::Runs off crying::

** Teelo ** Spogga has a certain charismatic sound to it, a sort of * Dichtung und Wahrheit * if you will.

Grown men throughout history have cast themselves into open graves because their parents did not have the foresight to bestow upon them the initials I have which gives rise to the name of SPOGGA.

That’s where my username comes from too!

This is why I hate filling out forms.

<gloom>

I have no excuse. Mine was a drunken typo.