I’m out on the road last night. I happen to end up behind a Lincoln Navigator (for those that can’t picture the vehicle, the only important part for the purposes of this story is that they have huge back windows) with a huge LCD screen facing the back area. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t be fazed by such a thing. I mean, it was installed properly, not in view of the driver, so it didn’t appear to be a safety hazard.
But the fuckwad driving said vehicle chose to have a porn movie playing. On a 15 inch screen. At night. Facing the huge back window of his Navigator. All of which makes it clearly visible at least three car lengths back.
And I had my five-year-old in the car with me.
You fuck. You sad little fuck. You couldn’t possibly see the screen from your seat, so the only reason to be doing what you were doing had to have been for shock value. I hope the shock comes from some trucker mesmerized by the huge tits on your screen as he plows up your rear end at 60 miles an hour. Why would you broadcast something like that to the world? Don’t you give a shit about anything but yourself? Some of us don’t want our children exposed to fellatio until they are old enough to consent to it. You’re lucky my daughter was alseep, fucko. That’s the only thing that kept me calm. But I was still pissed enough to follow you and get your plate, bitch. And I’m the one who called the police on you. I wish I could’ve stayed during the stop just to laugh at you. I just hope that whatever ticket they gave you slips some sense into you, but I know it won’t. You probably turned the screen right back on after the cop pulled off. I dunno, maybe it was home movies of your unfortunate conception you were showing. Maybe you’re just a dipshit. Whatever it is, you piece of shit, maybe you ought to think about not showing it to every unlucky soul who gets close to your back bumper. I run into you again and I will probably run into you. Again and again.
Nobody thinks you’re cool, genius. Nobody’s impressed by your huge screen. They might be more impressed that a chimp such as yourself can operate a vehicle. I hope your dick falls off, for the double bonus of you never reproducing and making said porn movies useless to you.
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You couldn’t possibly see the screen from your seat, so the only reason to be doing what you were doing had to have been for shock value./QUOTE]
Apparently the driver shared Ilsa_Lund’s sophomoric attitude.
Which goes to prove how somebody can have such poor judgement while driving.
Not only was the choice of video rude to others on the road but the very fact that the thing was on meant the driver was clueless to the danger he imposed on himself.
My wife and kids and I have travelled in a van for long vacation trips and always have a TV or laptop w DVD for entertainment. Our one rule is that the videos stop at sundown. a video screen that is visible to other cars is dangerous. There are way too many idiots out there who will attempt to tag along and watch your movie with you. Whether the subject matter is Disney or Dreamgirls makes little difference.
While they tag along they most deffinately **aren’t ** watching the road.
And most of them are LOOKING for a reason to pull you over. Expired tag? Inspection sticker? Broken taillight? They’ll pull you over. That’s their JOB.
Wonder what they’d do if they saw a fifteen-inch-screen with blowjob in progress? Me, I’D pull you over…
Even though your daughter was asleep, she might still have been exposed to dangerous porn rays! Have you taken her to the doctor yet?
Trust me, you don’t even want to think about what might happen to her as a result of this. The symptoms of exposure to porn go on and on. First she’ll start waking up during the day and sleeping at night. Then she’ll be using the bathroom once, maybe even twice a day. She might even grow up and turn into some kind of… heterosexual!
If any of those things start to happen, call your doctor immediately. Modern medicine can counter the harmful effects of the nude human form, but you must act quickly.
Well, considering some of the flack people get when “following too closely” I’m surprised only 2 people is bitching about the following distance. Safety nazi’s would want you to stay 200 feet behind the vehicle in front (citing a bunch of stuff like reaction time and braking distance).
You cannot watch a 15" screen from 200 feet away. And 3 car lengths (about 45 feet for a BIG vehicle, 36 feet for my own) is FAR TOO CLOSE at anything approaching regular road speeds…heck, at 40 mph your moving at 58 feet per second.
So either the OP was tailgating, the OP couldn’t see the screen properly and the passengers were really watching cartoons that LOOK like porn or it was only visable when stopped.
Either way, it’s not the LCD’s fault, it’s the driver’s fault for tailing the guy with a LCD.
Yes Ilsa it starts out to be their problem. When they move into the highway lane next to you and then fuck up they have the potentisl to make it your problem and quite possibly your family’s problem of where your final resting place should be.
C’mon man! stop thinking with your dick here. You wanna watch porn? I got no problem with that:p. You wanna troll for idiots on the highway and contribute to an insurance statistic go ahead and show videos to the other drivers on the road.
Honestly, BubbaDog, if a driver out there is going to get into a serious accident because he was watching a movie in someone else’s car, the guy is clearly so stupid he’s a risk to the general population no matter what he’s doing. There’s no end to the list of things that are dangerous because other people are morons.
I’m surprised that no one has yet shared the rage at the choice of material. I LIKE porn, my SO likes porn, porn is good all around. Porn is NOT good for small children. It is not a realistic portrayal of sex. Before any of you start, I’d like to know how many of you have suddenly had a threesome with bisexual nymphomaniacs with triple E breasts, and probably a midget shows up somewhere during the act for fun. Porn is kept in porn stores where consenting adults can go and get it. It doesn’t need to be advertised for everyone’s amusement, nor is it appropriate to subject drivers and their passengers to such material against their will.
or it was only visable when stopped.