In which Malk is officially off the market.

Sorry boys, I’m taken now.

blush

Blame Wank, it’s his fault.

The masses weep :frowning:

oh wait, I’m taken too. Nevermind

I admit, when I saw this thread title, the first thing that popped into my head was:

“Why are my bones so brittle? I drink plenty of… malk?”

It’s about time they took that stuff off the market! :smiley:

Thats funny. My catch phrase is “Got Malk?” as seen by the gorgeous pictures of fellow Dopers that Ive been collecting at http://www.livejournal.com/~pixelated

Yer like, dating your roommate? Eew!

Just kiddin’. You go girl. But does this mean your crush on me is now no more?

I still love you, malk. I won’t give up that easily. :slight_smile:

:sniff:
This is so unfair. Yay for Wank. Boo for saph. :-p

[sub]congratulations![/sub]

I just can’t imagine why someone named Wank would have need of a girlfriend.

“Now with Vitamin R!” I was thinking the same thing. :smiley:

Huzzah huzzah huzzah. Hostile takeover and all that.

You’re just jealous, MR. JOEY XAVIER HEMLOCK. It suits you, though.

Hurray for Malk and hurray for Wank and there was much rejoicing and all that manner of nonsense.

-WanKuei

I suppose this answers the “Can I have a steamy 3some with Malk and Wank…” question for you, Joey.

grin