In which my friends stop me from putting poop in a purse

[DrDeth]

@splatterpunk

Of course he knows what eBay is, dipshit. Which is probably why he knows that someone who routinely sells items on eBay does not package the items up and drive them around town to get freight quotes. All of this can be done online, by entering some basic information such as weight, dimensions, destination, etc. Yes, even shipments to Australia. It can even be done over the phone. Hell, even the buyer can do this and forward the shipping instructions to the seller.

And some buyer once instructed her to ship by sea (I assume this is why it took three months to get to him)? Yeah, right.

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Freight is far different than using Parcel Post or UPS or something. Obviously you know nothing about shipping large heavy things by freight, instead of just dumping them in a box and dropping them off at some mailing center.

Indeed, shipping by freight could end up sea-freight, which is dead slow, but cheap compared to mailing something heavy or bulky.

[Enderw24]

@VinylTurnip

I don’t understand what David even saw in her.

Well, his faith was strong, but he needed proof
He saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew him.

[spinky]

@BigT

Just want to point out that, if someone heard the legend and reenacted it, Snopes would not count the legend as true because of that.

Noted.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@DrDeth

If you can’t find my other post in this thread, then “comically moronic in general” applies more to you, I guess.
Maybe they do BS like crazy. But that post had nothing unreasonable. If you have some weird fixation with those two, why not call them out in the threads where they actually say something unbelievable, instead of stalking them and hijacking other threads? Maybe other posters would like to read about the OP shitty purses and not be distracted by your weird quasi-sexual fixations with those two posters? Or you could- start your own PIT thread about them, eh?:eek:

Why are you hijacking this thread to bitch at Morbo and Guinastasia?

[Cinnamon_Imp]

Ooooh, do you need some salve for that burn DrDeth?

[PlainJain]

Hell yes he does. He prolly also needs some cheese with that whine and a saddle for that nag.

[PlainJain]

@DrDeth

That post had nothing where anyone would have to stretch their imagination by even a tad.

If other posts by either of those DO have something you find doubtful, then call them out there. Bringing it up in the middle of another thread entirely is a bit stalkerish and a hijack.

Of maybe, just maybe, this forum will let you call them on their horseshit without incurring the wrath of a mod.

[splatterpunk]

@DrDeth

Freight is far different than using Parcel Post or UPS or something. Obviously you know nothing about shipping large heavy things by freight, instead of just dumping them in a box and dropping them off at some mailing center.

Indeed, shipping by freight could end up sea-freight, which is dead slow, but cheap compared to mailing something heavy or bulky.

No, dumbass, you don’t know what you’re talking about. To ship something like a motorcycle part/pipes to an overseas eBay buyer, one would use DHL or FedEx Air Freight or whatever. I said nothing about dumping anything in a box and dropping it off at “some mailing center.”

And who the fuck uses Parcel Post anymore? Do you live in the fifties?

Dipshit.

[drewtwo99]

This thread is really delivering the funny, if not the shit-filled purses or made-up motorcycle parts.

[AncientHumanoid]

You know who put shit in a bag and shipped it to someone?

HITLER!

[Seanette]

I don’t think intentional invocation of Godwin works.

[Jackmannii]

Is it worse to poop in a purse than to piss in a wallet?

[AncientHumanoid]

@Seanette

I don’t think intentional invocation of Godwin works.

Had to try. Maybe I should’ve gone first with her being a purse nazi?

[Mr.Duality]

@Seanette

I don’t think intentional invocation of Godwin works.

That’s Quirk’s Exception.
“If this is done deliberately to end the argument, however, it does not apply. This codicil is known as “Quirk’s Exception”.”

[Seanette]

@Mr.Duality

That’s Quirk’s Exception.
“If this is done deliberately to end the argument, however, it does not apply. This codicil is known as “Quirk’s Exception”.”

Thanks for the refresh. I knew I was familiar with the concept, just didn’t recall its name.

[DrDeth]

@splatterpunk

No, dumbass, you don’t know what you’re talking about. To ship something like a motorcycle part/pipes to an overseas eBay buyer, one would use DHL or FedEx Air Freight or whatever. I said nothing about dumping anything in a box and dropping it off at “some mailing center.”

And who the fuck uses Parcel Post anymore? Do you live in the fifties?

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Everyone uses Parcel Post. Obviously you know nothing about shipping.

It’s how you mail anything that’s too heavy to stuff in a First class envelope.
USPS Domestic Parcel Post is an affordable method of sending large parcels of up to seventy pounds and a maximum combined length and girth of one hundred and thirty inches via ground transportation across the U.S

Mail & Shipping Services | USPS

Shop by Category | eBay

Sending things by air via Fed-ex etc have weight limitations. Generally these are 150#, which a shipment of motorcycle parts could easily exceed. Not to mention it’s very expensive.

[DrDeth]

@PlainJain

Of maybe, just maybe, this forum will let you call them on their horseshit without incurring the wrath of a mod.

Absolutely, but you know- you could start a PIT thread and call them out on those and link to them. Rather than start babbling about issues which occurred in another thread in the past.

[kayaker]

Handbags turn to glad rags, while you wait.

[AncientHumanoid]

Dave Bowman, purse buyer: “My god! It’s full of shit!”

[leftfield6]

Wait, I’m confused now. Does the purse have shit in it, or motorcycle parts? I would think this is an important distinction.

Also, I can’t help but feel sorry for the purse, in all of this. The true victim. Unwanted, potentially shit in, still in the household of the OP, missing out on all those fun events with the buyer. Sad, really.