Which God are you?
Ask the Children’s Book Editor
Not a thread, but along the same line, in my Hotmail account this morning:
PUSSY POUNDERS
What do you do in an emergecy?
Is it OK for a man to cry ?
Did you get your flu shot?
**Guess where I have to Shave?
Why do Men fear Castration?**
Now that’s a disturbing sequence.
Now playing in MPSIMS (aka The Pink PussyCat Theater):
Wedding Pictures I Must Share…
Stupidest Porn Spam Titles
And now for post 2400…
I’m not cut out for this
I Just Walked In on my Parents
Right now:
I went into the Men’s bathroom today
Raise your Weapons to Wave our Superior Commander!
These are several weeks old, but I’d written them down in anticipation of this very thread :
R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big “O”
Lesbian banned from gym class.
I paid a woman to inflict pain and mutilation on me
Help me guess her size, please!!!
Here in MPSIMS:
Creationist museum looks familiar
I either need new glasses or a new brain…
Also here in MPSIMS:
My father is in the hospital
Make sure he doesn’t steal anything
In MPSIMS right now…
I just walked in on my parents
What always makes you laugh time and time again?
From Cafe Society…
What’s your favorite Hitchcock film?
Shut Up!
Also from Cafe Society…
Help me identify this horrible book
What’s your favorite book?
Not too awful, but here in MPSIMS again:
What were your wedding vows?
My Boyfriend Proposed, So I Broke Up With Him
I hesitate to put this here, since it wasn’t strictly sequential, but it was so close I think it still has to count:
Why is Tarzan Beardless?
I have to shave What?!?!
What NOT to say when getting your dog out of the kennel
Raise Your Weapons To Wave Our Supreme Commander!
There are some thread titles that are just prone to disturbing combinations:
MEN: Those Unsightly Nose Hairs
I have to shave what?!?!
Both MPSIMS (the first one fits the “incredibly disturbing” category):
Stupidest Porn Spam Titles - what have you got in YOUR inbox?
WTF?! 1 student at my school dead, two siblings of students dead
What always makes you laugh time and again?
Bathroom comments!
Earlier in MPSIMS
Never Misunderestimate George Bush
Make sure he doesn’t steal anything - huh??
Bubonic Plaque samples stolen from Texas Tech?
Never Misunderestimate George Bush
If the universe really is infinite, then…
Rape, Yes, Yes, Yes, um. No. Rape?