Too lame to Pit, so I’ll put it here.
I’ve had the misfortune of having to take a dump at work the last two days. Yes, I know some people can hold it, but not me. When the bowel howls, I’ve got to go. It had been a while since I used the work crapper and I forgot just how bad the sandpaper, er, toilet paper is. If it can even be called paper. This stuff is about one micron thin, nearly existing in only two dimensions. Yet somehow, despite the thinness, it’s razor sharp. Honestly, did they coat the TP with diamond dust? Somehow I doubt it, since the goal seems to be to cut costs and rectums at the same time.
I’m not even asking for something like Charmin or Northern that would, you know, absorb and clean the area. Just something that would be an improvement over a corn cob.
So here I am, typing this and losing productivity because my butt hurts due to my employer being too cheap to buy decent TP. “Cheap TP…It’s Bad for Business.”
I can’t wait until the itching starts…