Ummm… And if the chef is female? Can a female chef be sexy? If not, I’m in trouble!
Professional wrestlers…well some of them.
Hot bodies and tight clothes. What’s not to love?
Marine…[ul]Check![/ul]Masseur…[ul]Check![/ul]Woodworker…[ul]Check![/ul]
Chef…[ul]Check![/ul]Cyclist…[ul]Check![/ul]Engineer…[ul]Check![/ul]
I’m not trying to point any fingers, but…I’m dead sexy, yeah baby, yeah!
Here’s to the engineer, serious lad
Furrowed brow, lost in thought; on his finger, Curad.
And here’s the mechanic, his overalls greased
His fingernails gnarled and his customers fleeced.
Here’s to the waiter, akimbo, askew
His arms and legs flying, attention on YOU.
Also a swimmer, with wiry form
He spends hours in water…but his hands are so warm.
Here’s to the chef, a provocative sort
He’ll seduce you with peppers, cold limes, or a torte.
The masseur surely goes without saying. Quite thin -
But his thumbs are so beautifully skilled on your skin.
The carpenter flexes and toils in the sun
When his shirt’s off, his arms could inspire a nun.
A landscaper’s also an outdoorsy type;
He’ll trim up your hedges…a heart or a stripe.
A bicyclist looks rather silly while moving
As soon as he gets off that bike, though…he’s grooving.
And by the same token, consider the runner!
He don’t go no faster…but he can be funner!
At some point I’m sure I will mention the girls
With their soft, curvy bits and their penchant for pearls.
Right now, though, it’s off to the shower, I think;
I need some cold water and several stiff drinks.
I don’t know if this is Oedipal or what, I refuse to analyze it, but I find even plain-looking women sexy if they bring me food. Thus, you can add waitresses and flight attendants to the list of professions (for females) that are inherently sexy.
Find me a female gymnist who plays the trumpet and we’re in business.
Marc
Just the word “webmistress” makes my toes curl.
Corr (and did I mention librarians…yowza!)
Originally posted by jarbaby
I’m listening
Sailor Scout!
Oh yeah baby!
Cheerleaders. Nurses.
Naturally.
You are a person of exceptional taste and discernment, Corrvin.
S’cuse me. (sniffs) My pince nez just misted up.
Veb
Guitarists and drummers. Oh God, I can’t resist a drummer who plays with his shirt off…grrrr.
Lifeguards, well MOST lifeguards. There’s just something unbelievably hot about an extremely tan, strong man who could save me if needed.
Busboys…not waiters, busboys. You know, those muscly sweaty guys who carry away the dishes from your table in a tight shirt and jeans. drool
Professional skateboarders are almost always sexy. but then again, I love all guys who can skate, weather they get paid for it or not…
I’m going to go take a llooonngg cold shower now 
~Kittie
Please send the female variants in this direction. I have a real thing for wiry, dedicated, experience-toughened females 
So, umm, I guess in a reciprocal way I know what you mean…
But also the 10.75 hour-per-day isolated corporate exec, the full-time dedicated idealistic politician, the Woman With a Project who gives her 114% to the task at hand until she’s worn out and likes nice back rubs and guys who cook Mexican and Southern and someone to giggle with
oooh, Kittie, how could I have forgotten lifeguards.
One of my first serious boyfriends was a lifeguard. To this day, the smell of blech or chlorine gets me thinkin’ slobbery thoughts…
Hm… Does “student” count as a profession? Cos I think university students are really really sexy…
matt_mcl, I’m not sure being young and healthy counts as a profession, except in hollywood.
Although, speaking of college, I had an archery teacher once… well, the idea of someone that in shape with a PHD… now that’s sexy.
Would have to say fireman and bartender. Those are sexy as long as the worker guy looks good, cuz if he doesn’t, then it isn’t sexy anymore.
With a smudge of flour on your cheek? Oh, yeah.
Hmm, the only welder I know is female. She’s sexy, but I thought that before I found out she was a welder.
Me, my libido’s on biochemists. Better living through chemistry 
Well, duh!
+10 Bunny points to slortar for making me chortle
Hamadryad, excellent poem!
Oops! My bad. “Comedians”. 